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If Lakers are top 10, its all a popularity contest. Not many lakes in LA!
 
Blazers are #1.

1. Portland Trail Blazers

What a wonderful name for a team, even if it wasn't close to the most popular choice in the "name the team" contest Portland held upon the birth of the franchise as part of the NBA's 1970 expansion. Fans overwhelmingly voted for "Pioneers," which evokes the settlement of the region, the Oregon Trail, and the brave struggles of those who staked early claim to the land.

But a local college, Lewis & Clark, was already using "Pioneers," and the new Portland franchise was aiming for something both original and without potential intellectual property baggage. They settled upon "Trail Blazers," a suggestion nearly 200 fans sent in during the contest, and, holy cow, did they make the right call. The name serves as a historical callback in the fashion of "Pioneers," but it's unique within the major sports landscape, it's fun to say, it carries an easy shorthand in "Blazers," and it recalls basketball and sports more readily than "Pioneers."

"Blazers" implies speed, perfect for a fast sport, and the full name pegs the franchise as one seeking both stylistic originality on the court and a trailblazing impact (along with the Seattle SuperSonics, founded three years earlier) in spreading NBA hoops to a new region. The 1977 title team famously played with a progressive unselfishness, using big man Bill Walton as its passing fulcrum, and the use of a "Knickerbocker"-style collective term works especially well for this franchise. The Blazers were long the only major pro sport in town, and there is a unique closeness here among fans, players, and team.

The Trail Blazers name also inspired the team's pinwheel logo, one of the rare abstract logos in all of sports. The red and white stripes (five of each) blazing in opposite directions, but coming together at the center, are meant to represent the blur of two opposing basketball teams working against each other while moving back and forth across center court. That's beautiful.

The full name is a bit of a mouthful, and the team's choice of mascot — Blaze the Trail Cat — is a clunky fit. But everything else is poetic. Portland wins.
 
Wow. Expected a high ranking but not #1.

Get rid of the cat for godsakes.
 
It's cool Portland is #1 and all, but I don't know how much I can agree with a list that has the Jazz at #6. It is the worst name for a team based on the region in any sport. It would be like if the Suns wanted to rename the team the Eskimos. At least there are a lot of Canadians that come to Phoenix during the winter. The list rips into the Lakers for not changing their team name, but ranks highly the frickin' Jazz.
 
Wow. Expected a high ranking but not #1.

Get rid of the cat for godsakes.

I'm pretty sure the cat is not there for me and you. He is there for the kids. Which is good.

But this is frickin great. Were finally number one at something! It gives us a reason to celebrate.
 
Wasn't the cat the mascot from the women's basketball team we had here?
 
One of the guests mentioned POR as his best NBA team name.

Hmmm I don’t see how calling a team by the abbreviation of their city should be best of anything.

If the Blazers played in the City of Whiskey Dick Mountain I guess I could see it.
 
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"The Portland Trail Blazers, at about 2 minutes and 18 seconds past the hour of two o'clock have won the "Grantland Uniform Championship". They are #1!

Yes, NateBishop3 is correct. Spot was a dog and was for the Fire. Blaze the Trail Cat has only been with the Blazers.
 
Whoops! It should say, "Grantland Nickname Championship".

Got thrown off by the discussion of Spot and Blaze.
 
Re: The Definitive Guide to NBA Team Names.....

Look who's #1 FAMS..........

1. Portland Trail Blazers

What a wonderful name for a team, even if it wasn't close to the most popular choice in the "name the team" contest Portland held upon the birth of the franchise as part of the NBA's 1970 expansion. Fans overwhelmingly voted for "Pioneers," which evokes the settlement of the region, the Oregon Trail, and the brave struggles of those who staked early claim to the land.

But a local college, Lewis & Clark, was already using "Pioneers," and the new Portland franchise was aiming for something both original and without potential intellectual property baggage. They settled upon "Trail Blazers," a suggestion nearly 200 fans sent in during the contest, and, holy cow, did they make the right call. The name serves as a historical callback in the fashion of "Pioneers," but it's unique within the major sports landscape, it's fun to say, it carries an easy shorthand in "Blazers," and it recalls basketball and sports more readily than "Pioneers."

"Blazers" implies speed, perfect for a fast sport, and the full name pegs the franchise as one seeking both stylistic originality on the court and a trailblazing impact (along with the Seattle SuperSonics, founded three years earlier) in spreading NBA hoops to a new region. The 1977 title team famously played with a progressive unselfishness, using big man Bill Walton as its passing fulcrum, and the use of a "Knickerbocker"-style collective term works especially well for this franchise. The Blazers were long the only major pro sport in town, and there is a unique closeness here among fans, players, and team.

The Trail Blazers name also inspired the team's pinwheel logo, one of the rare abstract logos in all of sports. The red and white stripes (five of each) blazing in opposite directions, but coming together at the center, are meant to represent the blur of two opposing basketball teams working against each other while moving back and forth across center court. That's beautiful.

The full name is a bit of a mouthful, and the team's choice of mascot — Blaze the Trail Cat — is a clunky fit. But everything else is poetic. Portland wins.
 
Re: The Definitive Guide to NBA Team Names.....

Merge please.

Fucking noob!

BNM
 
Re: The Definitive Guide to NBA Team Names.....

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR GOING TAKING MY KIDS SWIMMING AND NOT LIVING ON THE FORUM 24/7 LIKE YOU GEEKS!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 
It's cool Portland is #1 and all, but I don't know how much I can agree with a list that has the Jazz at #6. It is the worst name for a team based on the region in any sport. It would be like if the Suns wanted to rename the team the Eskimos. At least there are a lot of Canadians that come to Phoenix during the winter. The list rips into the Lakers for not changing their team name, but ranks highly the frickin' Jazz.

Maybe Seattle could buy the Suns and move them up. That would be ironic.
 
Re: The Definitive Guide to NBA Team Names.....

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR GOING TAKING MY KIDS SWIMMING AND NOT LIVING ON THE FORUM 24/7 LIKE YOU GEEKS!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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