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EL PRESIDENTE

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lately I've been noticing more of a receding hairline. :sigh:

how do you deal with it?

don't want to be fucking bald.
 
I was in supercuts the other day and the girl who worked there said that there's a shampoo that specifically targets the enzyme, or whatever it is, that causes you to lose your hair. She said that the enzyme clogs your hair follicles or some such nonsense, which is what leads to hair loss. According to her, this shampoo is preferable to rogaine because if you were to stop using it tomorrow, your hair less would simply resume where it left off. Rogaine is like a drug that can cause your scalp to become dependent on it, so if you ever stopped using it the hair would fall out twice is bad. This is all what she told me, so it might not be true. I don't know. It was a supercuts after all.
 
Bummer dude. Ask Zags, as I'm sure he has some ideas for you.
 
buy a shiny car to compensate, unless you already did that for your minuscule cock
 
if i ever start going bald, I'll definitely start shaving my head completely
 
I was in supercuts the other day and the girl who worked there said that there's a shampoo that specifically targets the enzyme, or whatever it is, that causes you to lose your hair. She said that the enzyme clogs your hair follicles or some such nonsense, which is what leads to hair loss. According to her, this shampoo is preferable to rogaine because if you were to stop using it tomorrow, your hair less would simply resume where it left off. Rogaine is like a drug that can cause your scalp to become dependent on it, so if you ever stopped using it the hair would fall out twice is bad. This is all what she told me, so it might not be true. I don't know. It was a supercuts after all.

Utter horseshit, as you suspected.

barfo
 
barfy has been rubbing that shit on his head for 40 years now, he knows
 
Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) is the cause, not a shampoo.

El Prez -- hair plugs is your answer!

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I was in supercuts the other day and the girl who worked there said that there's a shampoo that specifically targets the enzyme, or whatever it is, that causes you to lose your hair. She said that the enzyme clogs your hair follicles or some such nonsense, which is what leads to hair loss. According to her, this shampoo is preferable to rogaine because if you were to stop using it tomorrow, your hair less would simply resume where it left off. Rogaine is like a drug that can cause your scalp to become dependent on it, so if you ever stopped using it the hair would fall out twice is bad. This is all what she told me, so it might not be true. I don't know. It was a supercuts after all.

Back in the days before health insurance existed, the local barbershop/tonsorial parlor was a major dispensary of medical advice, treatments and surgeries. It appears that now, just like your hairline, we've regressed quite a lot.
 
Back in the days before health insurance existed, the local barbershop/tonsorial parlor was a major dispensary of medical advice, treatments and surgeries. It appears that now, just like your hairline, we've regressed quite a lot.

Here's one of their ads.
 
wild guesses

TOB = thinning but shaves head
maris61 = white and thick
BP= bald as fuck, short on the sides
maxiep = severely balding, but still rocks some top whisps
thrilla = high top fade
spd = widows peak
tlong = thinning but tall so nobody notices but him
barfo = afro puff, bob ross style
papag = combover
el prez = thinning crown and on the sides
mixum = bald on top with ponytail
 
The HCP is Bald and Beautiful.........
 

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Example #2........
 

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wild guesses

TOB = thinning but shaves head
maris61 = white and thick
BP= bald as fuck, short on the sides
maxiep = severely balding, but still rocks some top whisps
thrilla = high top fade
spd = widows peak
tlong = thinning but tall so nobody notices but him
barfo = afro puff, bob ross style
papag = combover
el prez = thinning crown and on the sides
mixum = bald on top with ponytail

bingo. the crown isn't actually thinning though, there's just a spot there...not all the way bald, just a larger than usual crown.
 
Example #3........
 

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