Haloween Costumes 2k13

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What's good this year for y'all? I might be Manti Teo w/ Imaginary girlfriend. we'll see.

 

[Eastoff]

I might be a zombie Abe Lincoln again.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

my bro said to do this. i really can't pull it off because I look nothing like the dude at all but he said girls would recognize it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This year I am going as dr Evil (bald head from bug I had) and my wife is going as Mini Me. I am 6'2" she is 5'5"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Past costumes have been:

Chinese guy (this one went really well actually since I got the long mustache but it kept on falling out)
Kim Jong Il
Police Officer
NJ Guido with orange skin
Guy Fieri
Greg Oden injured (in black face)

might do the guido again because its easy

 

[mook]

I've got an awesome trenchcoat and a scrunched up hat. I once put on some shorts underneath and went as Portland Mayor Bud Clark.

 

[mook]

Oddly enough, I just realized I could dig it out of the attic and now go as Aqualung.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Oddly enough, I just realized I could dig it out of the attic and now go as Aqualung.

I can dig it.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I went as kickass one year and I've never had so many bros come bro shake my hand and say "that Shit is awesome."

I might pull it out and have my girl be hit girl since they came out with a kickass 2

 

[Further]

I'm flying to Michigan to visit my sister. Her whole family is dressing as The Adams Family, so I'll join in the fun and go as Uncle Fester
http://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[speeds]

I'm guessing Duck Dynasty/bearded hillbilly will be the most popular one this year.

 

[Bob Dobalina]

I'm considering being Rick James this year. Along with my coworkers, Madonna and Boy George. Last year I was Clubber Lang.

 

[Bob Dobalina]

This year I am going as dr Evil (bald head from bug I had) and my wife is going as Mini Me. I am 6'2" she is 5'5"

I was Dr. Evil one year. I still have the costume jacket if you need one. It's typical costume store cheapo.

 

[Eastoff]

I was Dr. Evil one year. I still have the costume jacket if you need one. It's typical costume store cheapo.

he's in texas.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I was Dr. Evil one year. I still have the costume jacket if you need one. It's typical costume store cheapo.

I appreciate that, but my wife has already gone shopping. God I hate those words

 

[Mediocre Man]

he's in texas.

haha. AND I'm in Texas

 

[Bob Dobalina]

haha. AND I'm in Texas

Well never mind then!

 

[Further]

The two best costumes I have been in the past were 1) Devil in a Blue Dress and 2) Laura Dangles Wildly, the stripdancing cowgirl from Little Whorehouse on the Prairie

 

[Mediocre Man]

The two best costumes I have been in the past were 1) Devil in a Blue Dress and 2) Laura Dangles Wildly, the stripdancing cowgirl from Little Whorehouse on the Prairie

I saw a girl a few years ago dressed as a Queen with a nail in her butt. Royal pain in the ass

 

[Further]

I saw a girl a few years ago dressed as a Queen with a nail in her butt. Royal pain in the ass

I say three girls all dolled up real pretty, with A-frame tents on their heads as hats. They were Pretty InTents.

 

[Further]

One of the best I ever saw from an originality standpoint was someone was dressed with a white sheet over them with big blue stains, and tampons glued to the center of each stain. He was Picasso's Blue Period.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Going to be Bret the hitman hart

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[BlazerWookee]

This year I am going as dr Evil (bald head from bug I had) and my wife is going as Mini Me. I am 6'2" she is 5'5"

Nice! Will she add a matching surgery scar?

 

[BlazerWookee]

I'm flying to Michigan to visit my sister. Her whole family is dressing as The Adams Family, so I'll join in the fun and go as Uncle Fester
http://imgflip.com/memegenerator

You gonna have the light bulb?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ok, bret the hitman hart is out. turns out we're doing a Nintendo Themed shit. I might say fuck it and just be a pirate.

Might be TOAD. I was trying to pull off Eggplant Wizard but that'll be too hard. TOAD will look kind of lame though. Was also considering M. Bison from street fighter but the costume is like 60 bucks.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

ok, bret the hitman hart is out. turns out we're doing a Nintendo Themed shit. I might say fuck it and just be a pirate.

Might be TOAD. I was trying to pull off Eggplant Wizard but that'll be too hard. TOAD will look kind of lame though. Was also considering M. Bison from street fighter but the costume is like 60 bucks.

Get a giant cardboard box and paint it to look like the controller. See how many people come up to you and try to enter in the Contra cheat code.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ideally, yes, but many clubs won't let you in with cardboard boxes as your costume.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Maybe an NES advantage with the joystick as my cawk?