OT Happy National Ask A Stupid Question Day!

[Chris Craig]

Ask away!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?

 

[riverman]

Is Dame demanding a trade?

 

[andalusian]

Every day feels like ask "a stupid" question day on S2.

... and he usually answers ...

 

[Chris Craig]

Is water wet?

 

[riverman]

Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?

This is a barfo question...his mom was a mermaid

 

[riverman]

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

one...the one that's infected with bird flu

 

[barfo]

Is this a stupid question?

barfo

 

[barfo]

This is a barfo question...his mom was a mermaid

Mermaids impregnate men, and the men almost always abort. That's why you see so few mermaids.

barfo

 

[barfo]

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

I will do it for 100,000 chickens.

barfo

 

[Hoopguru]

Does barfo have a women on board?

 

[riverman]

Mermaids impregnate men, and the men almost always abort. That's why you see so few mermaids.

barfo

this makes sense as a natural birth through the penis would be painful I'd imagine

 

[riverman]

Does barfo have a women on board?

yes....but she's been mummified for ages...

 

[andalusian]

Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?

Interesting.

If a mermaid's home is in the sea, and she requires assistance cleaning that home, and that assistance is provided by a female, what do you call her?

 

[riverman]

Interesting.

If a mermaid's home is in the sea, and she requires assistance cleaning that home, and that assistance is provided by a female, what do you call her?

I'd call her a cab but I don't think she'll have cell phone reception in the sea...

 

[andalusian]

I'd call her a cab but I don't think she'll have cell phone reception in the sea...

We were hoping for the mermaid housemaid, but that will do.

Do you think she will clean a pineapple? Asking for a friend.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Why is everyone so polarized and aggressive these days?

 

[Phatguysrule]

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?

 

[Hoopguru]

yes....but she's been mummified for ages...

A mummified winch...

 

[riverman]

What does an American look like?

 

[ABM]

In a same-sex marriage, how is it determined who's the husband and who's the wife?

(disclaimer: With all due respect to @crandc, I'm truly eating crow here, and hopefully garner a laugh or two from the ranks.)

 

[crandc]

Why are straight dudes so obsessed with what gay folks do?

 

[ABM]

Why are straight dudes so obsessed with what gay folks do?

Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke. I'm sure you remember me asking that same, what turned out to be very stupid, question a couple of weeks ago. In this thread, it was simply a bit of self-deprecation.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

In a same-sex marriage, how is it determined who's the husband and who's the wife?

(disclaimer: With all due respect to @crandc, I'm truly eating crow here, and hopefully garner a laugh or two from the ranks.)

Haven't gotten around to reading it yet?

 

[ABM]

Haven't gotten around to reading it yet?

It's a really good business book. You should check it out.

 

[Hoopguru]

Interesting.

If a mermaid's home is in the sea, and she requires assistance cleaning that home, and that assistance is provided by a female, what do you call her?

Merrymaid!

 

[e_blazer]

Oh, say can you see?

 

[crandc]

Why are men such assholes?