Happy Safe Space Halloween

[EL PRESIDENTE]

#staywoke

 

[SlyPokerDog]

#staywoke

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I always like dragging pics like this into Google images to see where the hell they came from.

Smart Girl Politics? Really El Prez?

http://www.smartgirlpolitics.com/dont-bring-kid-house/

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They give the best head

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm printing these out and leaving them in white neighborhoods

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm printing these out and leaving them in white neighborhoods

Tape them to the Hillary yard signs.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dunn what I'll do for Halloween

I've been:

Pimp
Chinese guy
Guy fieri
Orange skin douchebag (everyone thought I was Jon Gosselin)
Injured Greg Oden
Toad from super Mario bros
Elvis
Notorious BIG
Kim Jong Il
Policeman
Bottle of Makers Mark

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i may just recycle a costume

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Haha maybe I'll be an Arby's Employee

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Haha maybe I'll be an Arby's Employee

Be a sexy Harambe!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

u mean a slutty Harambe.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

u mean a slutty Harambe.

The Amazon page says it's sexy.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I am going as Sloth from Goonies. Got my mask. Now I just need a Superman shirt and red suspenders

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am going as Sloth from Goonies. Got my mask. Now I just need a Superman shirt and red suspenders

You should go as Cheese Wagstaff. Because having to explain to everyone who that is would make your work so much hipper.

 

[Sedatedfork]

You should go as Cheese Wagstaff. Because having to explain to everyone who that is would make your work so much hipper.

Thought about going as John Stone from The Night Of. Just need a trench coat, Crisco, saran wrap, sandals and chop sticks. But thought I would have the same problem

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Be a sexy Harambe!

I'll be an albino Harambe

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thought about going as John Stone from The Night Of. Just need a trench coat, Crisco, saran wrap, sandals and chop sticks. But thought I would have the same problem

I like that! Hmmmm....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'll be an albino Harambe

@dviss1 , he's just kidding.

 

[KingSpeed]

They give the best head

I'll give you head.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

#TRIGGERED

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'll give you head.

 

[KingSpeed]

#TRIGGERED

I'm serious

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

:MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm serious

I got really high all of the sudden and ran out and bought a big ice cream cake for no reason. And then I was like wait a minute what just happened?

 

[santeesioux]

What is rape culture anyway? I've heard Middle Eastern countries have it.

Also is it racist if I dress up like an Indian for halloween?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What is rape culture anyway? I've heard Middle Eastern countries have it.

Also is it racist if I dress up like an Indian for halloween?

Rape culture is code word for white bro scene.

And yes.

 

[santeesioux]

I'll just dress up as harambe like Sam Roberts then

 

[oldfisherman]

The Native American kids that come to my house dressed as soldiers will be committing two politically incorrect infractions, reverse racism & promoting violence.

Two negatives make a positive, so I can give them candy. Plus if I do not give them candy, they will poke out my one good pirate eye with their bayonet. Those kids are pretty handy with a knife.

Have you ever tried to say no to a Native American princess? Good luck with that. I better give them candy too, or they will make me run the gauntlet to get into the liquor store.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I assume no gender so everyone gets Soy candy which has been shown to lower free testosterone

 

[Natebishop3]

What is rape culture anyway? I've heard Middle Eastern countries have it.

Also is it racist if I dress up like an Indian for halloween?

Don't you dress up like an Indian.... every day?

 

[santeesioux]

Don't you dress up like an Indian.... every day?

I dressed up like a Mexican today.