Has anyone here done a little person?

[Eastoff]

points if they were dressed like a clown.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Grody.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Sly, who was your midget friend on O-Live?

 

[magnifier661]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

sounds interesting, but no.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Sly, who was your midget friend on O-Live?

Hank the Dwarf?

Wasn't my friend, I'm not sure who you're talking about.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Hank the Dwarf?

Wasn't my friend, I'm not sure who you're talking about.

Ahh, yes, Hank. If memory serves, you were gonna meet him up at Mt. Tabor.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I had sex with a girl in college who was 4'10". I believe the little people of America define dwarfism at 4'10", so I will say yes. We dated for about a month. Great girl as I remember

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Ahh, yes, Hank. If memory serves, you were gonna meet him up at Mt. Tabor.

That wasn't Hank that was someone else. Short guy, ex Marine, claimed he was an attorney. What was his name?

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I had sex with a girl in college who was 4'10". I believe the little people of America define dwarfism at 4'10", so I will say yes. We dated for about a month. Great girl as I remember

I'd say that relationship was short-lived.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

That wasn't Hank that was someone else. Short guy, ex Marine, claimed he was an attorney. What was his name?

Not sure. I seem to mixum all up.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

...

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

i fucked a girl with 1 arm before

i fucked a girl with like really small hands, like some sort of defect, not sure

i fucked a deaf girl, talk about a screamer

never fucked a blind girl, id like to

and no legs would be hot

 

[barfo]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Does it count if you are a midget?

barfo

 

[Mediocre Man]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Mother Goose......................................................I fucked her. God I miss Dice

 

[MickZagger]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

MM's wife is a midget, so yes, yes I have.

 

[KingSpeed]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I've "done" three. Midget is like ***got and ****** to them. They prefer to be called little people. I worked with a bunch of them in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. Had an affair with one (I was head over heels in love) and a one night stand three way with two others.

 

[barfo]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I've "done" three. Midget is like ***got and ****** to them. They prefer to be called little people. I worked with a bunch of them in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. Had an affair with one (I was head over heels in love) and a one night stand three way with two others.

Ok, KingSpeed wins this round. Next topic?

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

The advantage of midgets is that you save money and space. I tried the half-dozen carton but it's cheaper by the dozen. My car trunk won't hold any more.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

(I was head over heels in love)...

There's just somethin' about head over heals and midget in the same sentence.....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I've "done" three. Midget is like ***got and ****** to them. They prefer to be called little people. I worked with a bunch of them in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. Had an affair with one (I was head over heels in love) and a one night stand three way with two others.

From little people to NBA players, you're definitely on your way up!

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

From midgets to NBA players, you're definitely on your way up!

3-ways (stack jobs) don't count, though.

 

[jlprk]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

No compromise, no middle ground. I only do midgets and NBA players. That's the long and the short of it.

But yeah, you can stack them like flapjacks to get something normal about 5 foot 8.

 

[jlprk]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

That is weird. No amount of editing will reduce that pair of shorts to one.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

MM's wife is a midget, so yes, yes I have.

Nice. She is actually 5'5", so close ish?

 

[huevonkiller]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Nice. She is actually 5'5", so close ish?

Not at all dude, dun worry.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

I've "done" three. Midget is like ***got and ****** to them. They prefer to be called little people. I worked with a bunch of them in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. Had an affair with one (I was head over heels in love) and a one night stand three way with two others.

Doesn't gay midget pretty much mean /thread?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

there are not that many "midgets" anymore, such as the ones you see in the wizard of oz. that is simply a pituitary malfunction and can be cured using simple human growth hormone therapy.

i think what you all are referring to is dwarfism, which is a bone growth disorder.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

there are not that many "midgets" anymore, such as the ones you see in the wizard of oz. that is simply a pituitary malfunction and can be cured using simple human growth hormone therapy.

i think what you all are referring to is dwarfism, which is a bone growth disorder.

Peter Dinklage is da bomb.

 

[ABM]

Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

Peter Dinklage is da bomb.

Dang, Peter's not the shortest one in the shot!