Has anyone here stopped beating their wife?

[MARIS61]

In the spirit of Kingspeed's recently heightened inquisitiveness.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i tried to quit cold turkey, but i just couldnt, so now i slap her once before breakfast, once after lunch, and 2 or 3 times after dinner to unwind

 

[SlyPokerDog]

i tried to quit cold turkey, but i just couldnt, so now i slap her once before breakfast, once after lunch, and 2 or 3 times after dinner to unwind

By slapping you mean beg her for beer money right?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i bring home all of the bacon, and sometimes im forced to cook it as well

 

[huevonkiller]

Dude where did you get that avy?

Tight.

 

[Haakzilla]

...hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids!