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Some Saudi oil king will enjoy that.
Slypokerdog should at least be able to get a new Xbox for his.
That was not a personal attack, dammit!
Fucking mods!
Here's the best line in the whole deal:
Under "Terms and Conditions" -
"6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-
6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;"
Ha!
They have 27 year old virgins in America that are somewhat attractive? I call bullshit

Dang thats like $250k per minute.
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Here's the best line in the whole deal:
Under "Terms and Conditions" -
"6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-
6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;"
Ha!
um......this product is available free of charge.
However, I hope I have not given you the impression that I do not value my virginity, because this is not the case at all. I value my virginity enormously, just not for the typical set of reasons. I do not believe it is a sacred gift that should be reserved for the man I love, nor is it a testament to my honor, virtue, or purity (not to say that I am void of these traits). Rather, I value my virginity as something that is very much my own and a testament to my free-spirit and independence.
Lastly, I would like to add that while my virginity does have a price, my self-respect is absolutely priceless. I ask you to please keep this in mind as well.
