Holy Crap, October Surprise!

[Денг Гордон]

The Bush administration just found the weapons of mass destruction which we went to war with Iraq over. They were hiding them with unrepentant terrorist, Barack Hussein Osama, they were hiding it behind his massive ears.

This could change the entire election.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Should I feel surprised of relieved?

 

[Shooter]

I knew there was a link between the WMD and Obama . . .

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

I knew there was a link between the WMD and Obama . . .

there's no link between Obama and anything. He has not accomplished anything.