Boob-No-More
Why you no hire big man coach?
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A billion.
Nah, PER is adjusted for pace. So, probably 15.0 considering he missed 56 shots, had 0 assists and 3 rebounds.
BNM
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A billion.
he was one assist away from a triple-single.
This analysis is great, but it overlooks one of the lesser-known gimmicks of Grinnell Basketball. After a winning game, the team makes a human pyramid, and the leading scorer gets to be on the top, and pose with a parent for a special picture. What no one is talking about is that Taylor hurt his back late in the game, so after the picture, his poor mother had to help Jack off the rest of the team.

Sham or not, I still stand by the fact that it takes talent to score that many points.
The guy never got back on defense. His team deliberately gave up easy layups so they would get the ball back faster. And his teammates passed up wide open layups to get him more shots. The game was against a non-NCAA, non-NAIA school that considered this an exhibition game. Fuck yeah baby, I can score 138 points playing Nerf basketball against a bunch of 6-year olds. Put me in the record books, baby!!!
Seriously, this shit makes a farce of the game of basketball.
BNM
If nobody was guarding me, I never had to cross half court on defense, didn't need to rebound, pass, or do anything else. I hit more than 50% when playing horse.
BNM
