Holy shit! Someone has threatened to kill me!

[KingSpeed]

http://nick0226.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-am-not-eric-millegan.html?m=1

But I will suck a cock if it means stealing his life and getting away with his murder

It was 5 years ago but still... Yikes!

 

[KingSpeed]

This was supposed to be on the OT board. My bad.

 

[PDXFonz]

"Penises are icky"

I hardly think what he said constitutes as a legitimate death threat. Hope writing isn't that guys day job...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I am not Eric Millegan either.

 

[KingSpeed]

"Penises are icky"

I hardly think what he said constitutes as a legitimate death threat. Hope writing isn't that guys day job...

This is kind of legitimate, no?

So, new career plan. I am going to kill Eric Millegan, both providing me with a new career opportunity and quenching my blood lust, shutting up that voice in my head for another week or so.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Uh...fuck no.

 

[tlongII]

No.

 

[barfo]

He doesn't look anything like you. I think he just wants to bask in your reflected glory.

barfo

 

[santeesioux]

Sounds like he wants to fuck you and doesn't realize it yet.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You should totally sneak into his house while he's sleeping and stand over him with a mason jar full of black widow spiders and wait until he wakes up and then as soon as he opens his eyes and sees you, scream "there can be only one!" and then break the jar on his face. Or cut his head off or whatever.

 

[blue32]

lol damn.

 

[MARIS61]

5 or 6 people have asked me if I was Eric Clapton, which my wife thinks is hilarious.

None of them wanted to kill me though.