Honey, you shrunk my penis!

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An Italian study found the adult male penis to have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years. The researcher cites excess weight, particularly in the waist, drinking, smoking, environmental pollutants and stress as contributors.

Rush Limbaugh, of course, knows better. No eye-tie commie science geek can tell him! He knows that shrinkage is due to "feminazis" and "chickification" of society. You know, if women get the vote, your dick shrinks. I mean, he can't possibly attribute his famous impotence to excess weight, drinking, smoking, and surely not pollutants which only exist in the warped minds of liberals.

I of course claim no direct knowledge. I'm asking some of my gay male pals to clue me in. Shrunk or not?
 
I think its due to the population explosion in Asia.

:MARIS61:
 
crandc said:
An Italian study found the adult male penis to have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years. The researcher cites excess weight, particularly in the waist, drinking, smoking, environmental pollutants and stress as contributors.

Rush Limbaugh, of course, knows better. No eye-tie commie science geek can tell him! He knows that shrinkage is due to "feminazis" and "chickification" of society. You know, if women get the vote, your dick shrinks. I mean, he can't possibly attribute his famous impotence to excess weight, drinking, smoking, and surely not pollutants which only exist in the warped minds of liberals.

I of course claim no direct knowledge. I'm asking some of my gay male pals to clue me in. Shrunk or not?
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Not for me. But if the statistics are to be believed, I think you hit the nail on the head as to the cause.
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Not for me. But if the statistics are to be believed, I think you hit the nail on the head as to the cause.
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Which nail? Obesity, smoking, pollution et al? Or women's rights?
(snark)
 
The world is helping me feel not so inadequate. I consider myself ahead of my time.
 
Good thing I'm keeping the average up high!

When Chinese women enter combat roles, they may invade us over this issue.

No worry. I'll be dead and the two averages will be the same.
 
crandc said:
An Italian study found the adult male penis to have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years.
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I look forward to the followup study on the female penis.

barfo
 
I can't speak from experience about the study, but I'll surmise that if my penis only shrinks 10% in the next 50 years I'll probably consider myself lucky.
 
crandc said:
An Italian study found the adult male penis to have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years. The researcher cites excess weight, particularly in the waist, drinking, smoking, environmental pollutants and stress as contributors.

Rush Limbaugh, of course, knows better. No eye-tie commie science geek can tell him! He knows that shrinkage is due to "feminazis" and "chickification" of society. You know, if women get the vote, your dick shrinks. I mean, he can't possibly attribute his famous impotence to excess weight, drinking, smoking, and surely not pollutants which only exist in the warped minds of liberals.

I of course claim no direct knowledge. I'm asking some of my gay male pals to clue me in. Shrunk or not?
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Hands down, the stupidest excuse to rip Rush I have ever seen.

I don't ever want to hear of anyone ripping Maris or PapaG ever again.
 
They aren't smaller....... vaginas are 10X bigger then before!
 
HCP said:
They aren't smaller....... vaginas are 10X bigger then before!
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Overuse will do that. Might want to put a lock on your door.

barfo
 
Damn you Obama. Our dicks are shrinking and you're joking around on Letterman! Do your job!
 
i say we measure all the vaginas now, and get to the bottom of this
 
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