Hot chicks with douchebags

[M Two One]

Seen this on another forum I go to.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">For those of us who've always wondered "What is she doing with him?!?", we now have a site that is dedicated to that specific question</div>

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Some examples:

 

[Shapecity]

Hmm, I see a lot of douchebags, but not many hot chicks.

 

[M Two One]

<div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hmm, I see a lot of douchebags, but not many hot chicks.</div>

Yeah I thought of that myself. To each their own though.

 

[phunDamentalz]

just the website address alone is funny

 

[Voodoo Child]

How are any of those dudes douchebags just based on their pics? Meh, funny concept, but all of those guys seem OK with me. Douchebag is more of a personality thing than a looks-based thing.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">How are any of those dudes douchebags just based on their pics? Meh, funny concept, but all of those guys seem OK with me. Douchebag is more of a personality thing than a looks-based thing.</div>

collar-up: douchebag although i admit i have done it on occasion
JACK DANIELS HEADBAND?: double douche
the kid at the bottom looks like he might be the girls gay friend so he gets a pass

 

[bronbron23]

I am not from US and I am not familiar with the definition of a "douchebag" could someone explain it to me please?

 

[Voodoo Child]

Definition (from Urbandictionary.com):

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the **** down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

 

[Shapecity]

<div class="quote_poster">bronbron23 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I am not from US and I am not familiar with the definition of a "douchebag" could someone explain it to me please?</div>

A wanker

 

[Really Lost One]

^ that guy looks pretty cool. I wish I were him

<font size=""1"">only kidding</font>

 

[Shapecity]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">collar-up: douchebag although i admit i have done it on occasion
JACK DANIELS HEADBAND?: double douche
the kid at the bottom looks like he might be the girls gay friend so he gets a pass</div>

Plus the guy is drinking a Heineken.

 

[Mr. J]

The boobs in the second pic can't be real.

 

[Sasha]

<div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

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What the **** is that thing?

Good thing I don't go clubbing' anymore and actually pick up nice women. I remember those clubbing days, took me a few months to realize how fucking fake people are. Scum.

 

[Shard]

I'd like to point out that popping your collar does not make you a douchebag, just a majority of douchebags do it. I like to pop my collar because it usually looks better on me, and I am definitely not a douchebag.

 

[Sasha]

Shard...

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'd like to point out that popping your collar does not make you a douchebag, just a majority of douchebags do it. I like to pop my collar because it usually looks better on me, and I am definitely not a douchebag.</div>
Anytime I've done it after about 20 mins, my buddy is like dude, put your collar down.
Personally I think the following give you douchebag consideration:

Baseball hat to the side

Baseball hat with the size sticker still on the bill

Any t-shirt that has a message like "don't talk to me" or "i'm so drunk"

doo-rag and no hair; do-rag is fine IF you have air, otherwise, you are DB to the max

If the seat of your jeans is at the top of your thighs. aka the Shat your pants look

like this guy here loose is good - too loose is bad

Way too much cologne

wearing shades at night or underground

These are all good indicators if you ask me.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I'd like to point out that popping your collar does not make you a douchebag, just a majority of douchebags do it. I like to pop my collar because it usually looks better on me, and I am definitely not a douchebag.</div>
Anytime I've done it after about 20 mins, my buddy is like dude, put your collar down.
Personally I think the following give you douchebag consideration:

Baseball hat to the side

Baseball hat with the size sticker still on the bill

Any t-shirt that has a message like "don't talk to me" or "i'm so drunk"

doo-rag and no hair; do-rag is fine IF you have air, otherwise, you are DB to the max

too much cologne

wearing shades at night or underground

These are all good indicators if you ask me.

 

[Chutney]

 

[Smitty]

<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

 

[NTC]

Dayum! The chick in the second photo is like Whoa! The things I've love to do to those ti...

 

[I-Miss-MJ]

<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Dayum! The chick in the second photo is like Whoa! The things I've love to do to those ti...</div>

They just dont seem right.

 

[Schaddy]

Posing with cans of Miller Lite (which is not altogether a bad beer...:wisconsin is a great way to show what a classy lady you are...

Yeah, those guys all pretty much look like pricks.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Definition (from Urbandictionary.com):

A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the **** down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.</div>

That's a horrible way to classify a douchebag. Almost everyone I know (including me) gels thier hair and puts thier collar up, it doesn't make us douchebags. I think your attitude would make you worthy of being a douchebag.

 

[Voodoo Child]

<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That's a horrible way to classify a douchebag. Almost everyone I know (including me) gels thier hair and puts thier collar up, it doesn't make us douchebags. I think your attitude would make you worthy of being a douchebag.</div>

That's more of a Caucasian definition really (the hair-gelling part), and you're an Australoid, right?

 

[Shard]

I know someone who is the definition of a douchebag, and here is why:

He started off not liking me, but then for some reason he wanted to become friends with me. He assumed I was a wigger first off, and he started trying to talk to me about T.I. and the movie Boyz In The Hood (which I have never seen). This guy is definitely more of a rock person and says he hates wiggers and all that. Now, he also is supposedly a big hot rod fan is in all these MySpace groups about how imports suck and hot rods are the best and he says hes fixing up a Corvette and ****. And this asshole starts asking me what cool import cars are and asking me about Integras and stuff. I'm not even really an import fan he just thinks I am because I'm cooler than him. THEN he goes and buys a four door Volkswagen Golf, enough said.

For further proof, here is his picture...

God I hate this ************. And he hates me again and has all his friends IM me and stuff lol, one kid sends my friend a picture of him pointing a gun at the camera. I'm sorry for venting here but this guy is a douche. I don't think wearing stuff makes you that much of a douche... but when you're this ************ you scream douche.

 

[Sasha]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">I'm not even really an import fan he just thinks I am because I'm cooler than him.</div>
Hahahahaha. Good rant though. How old are you BTW?

 

[Shard]

<div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Hahahahaha. Good rant though. How old are you BTW?</div>

Thank you thank you. I'm 19.

 

[Legacy]

<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Thank you thank you. I'm 19.</div>

I thought you were 102?

 

[Shard]

<div class="quote_poster">Carter Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I thought you were 102?</div>

I'm 19 at heart though.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

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Man, those types of earrings really annoy the **** out of me.