How do you wear pants?

[Sinobas]

Women complain about clothes not fitting them, yet I see so many women whose pants just flow right over their round asses and look really great, but it seems that most men's pants don't fit well at all. They hang too low below the bell, which makes it look like they have no ass and it makes the shirt cling the belly and makes them look pregnant. Maybe guys with a washboard abs don't have this problem, but if you have any kind of belly it is. I'm thinking they key is to start wearing pants so they come up just below the belly button.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yes, the key is mom jeans

 

[BigGameDamian]

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[crandc]

Around the waist - unlike most women in midlife I don't have much hips or butt and hip hugger pants always feel like they are going to fall right off my ass.

 

[Sinobas]

I remember that commercial, they used to play it on Blazer game broadcasts all the time. BTW...what's the real message behind that commercial? If you wear bugle boy jeans, women will tease you then take off?

 

[Sinobas]

Wearing pants around the hip is more comfortable, but they look better around the waist. But having enough tightness around the waist to keep the pants up is uncomfortable. Suspenders were a great solution to this but are out of style. I'm going to get some suspenders and maybe that will start a chain reaction to bring them back.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Wearing pants around the hip is more comfortable, but they look better around the waist. But having enough tightness around the waist to keep the pants up is uncomfortable. Suspenders were a great solution to this but are out of style. I'm going to get some suspenders and maybe that will start a chain reaction to bring them back.

Get cool suspenders... Like with mini Blazer pinwheels on them or something.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I WEAR THEM LOW FOR EASY ACCESS BABY.

 

[PDXFonz]