I cheated and won blazer tickets in fifth or sixth grade

[bodyman5001]

They always had this Avia reading competition...read to achieve or something like that.

Well, my class won the dang thing. I cheated horribly and forged my mother's name on the slips we had to turn in. I know that most of my class cheated too.

Clyde came to our school and I think Steve Colter and maybe Kiki. It was a long time ago, about 1985 so my memory is fuzzy about it but I did cheat.

Oh yeah, cheaters sometime do prosper. I "read" so many pages they gave me extra tickets. I got six instead of two.

There was an article in The Reflector (crappy little SW washington paper) about it...wonder if I can find it online?!?

 

[cpawfan]

When did you finally admit this to your mother?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Has this been eating away at your soul for 23 years?

 

[bodyman5001]

I think after the game and no

 

[bodyman5001]

Oh yeah, when you can write that you read 600 pages of the same National Geographic magazine and they don't catch you....well I don't have much respect for the purity of the contest. I wasn't the only one, just the worst cheater.

 

[Денг Гордон]

Well everyone knows that white people are only ahead in this world because they know how to cheat better.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/165704

 

[bodyman5001]

Why can't I reach these kidddssssssssssssssssssssssssss???

 

[MickZagger]

They always had this Avia reading competition...read to achieve or something like that.

Well, my class won the dang thing. I cheated horribly and forged my mother's name on the slips we had to turn in. I know that most of my class cheated too.

Clyde came to our school and I think Steve Colter and maybe Kiki. It was a long time ago, about 1985 so my memory is fuzzy about it but I did cheat.

Oh yeah, cheaters sometime do prosper. I "read" so many pages they gave me extra tickets. I got six instead of two.

There was an article in The Reflector (crappy little SW washington paper) about it...wonder if I can find it online?!?

Hah, a good ol' Ridgefield boy.

 

[Jurassic]

Don't feel so bad about cheating, maybe you'll play for the Lakers one day.

 

[bodyman5001]

Hah, a good ol' Ridgefield boy.

YEP, don't tell anyone

And Jurassic, guys like me who end up Laker fans go into officiating.

 

[DaRizzle]

lol...great story...and i did the same thing in the 4th grade...i was soooo obvious about it too..."Yeah, I read 600 pages last night on the history of Brazil" smh

 

[The_Lillard_King]

lol...great story...and i did the same thing in the 4th grade...i was soooo obvious about it too..."Yeah, I read 600 pages last night on the history of Brazil" smh

Just saw a movie on cable "almost famous" . . . reminds me of scene wher the airplane is gonig down.

I think this is the time I confess that I'm gay.

 

[pegs]

This reminds me of

[video=youtube;Q5UG7ISJfP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0[/video]

 

[ehizzy3]

I'm gay.

 

[bodyman5001]

Just saw a movie on cable "almost famous" . . . reminds me of scene wher the airplane is gonig down.

I think this is the time I confess that I'm gay.

That's cool, just tell me your screen name doesn't mean Its gay Oden time.

 

[bodyman5001]

lol...great story...and i did the same thing in the 4th grade...i was soooo obvious about it too..."Yeah, I read 600 pages last night on the history of Brazil" smh

Like a teacher didn't know you were lying. All they had to do was ask one or two questions about Brazil and you would be found out as a fraud.

I am pretty sure my teacher knew, but she wanted to win too I bet.

 

[isrus]

We had similar stuff in 4th or 5th grade. You read something and they give you Six Flags tickets.