I Hate Oregon's Option Spread

[Targus]

AKA Spread Option

It has ruined college and most NFL football for me.

Oregon's offense is so friggin exciting and fast. I'm on the edge of my seat, every play, watching every motion, read, block, - it's like art in motion. It's like sipping Cognac while watching the sun set on a Costa Rican beach. It's like drinking Trappist beer with the lingering flavor of Belgian cheese.

Oregon's offense has ruined ordinary football for me. I used to be a football junkie. I loved the stuff. Any football used to be good football.

Now, anything but Oregon football is slow, boring and like a dry handjob.

Thanks a lot, Oregon.

 

[BlazersBlood]

LOL, Oregon fans are spoiled. Also, those nutless coaches always punting on 4th down. That shit's so annoying.

 

[Natebishop3]

I still love smash mouth football. Especially on defense.

 

[BlazersBlood]

Later Ducks fans. It's been a great ride this year. I'm done with S2 and this joke of an administration that let the trolls keep on trolling. I know we'll beat Auburn and take the national title. It's been an amazing trip & I'd love to celebrate with you all on the board, but enough is enough. Best of luck to you all.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Later Ducks fans. It's been a great ride this year. I'm done with S2 and this joke of an administration that let the trolls keep on trolling. I know we'll beat Auburn and take the national title. It's been an amazing trip & I'd love to celebrate with you all on the board, but enough is enough. Best of luck to you all.

Targus wasn't trolling, just throwing a little sarcasm out there. He's a HUGE fan and a quality poster.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

It's a fad.

 

[Natebishop3]

Later Ducks fans. It's been a great ride this year. I'm done with S2 and this joke of an administration that let the trolls keep on trolling. I know we'll beat Auburn and take the national title. It's been an amazing trip & I'd love to celebrate with you all on the board, but enough is enough. Best of luck to you all.

I was gone for the holidays.... what happened?

 

[THE HCP]

^Guess

 

[Targus]

BB appears to know I'm pulling a funny. He even counters with that 4th and punting, crap. HE knows. Something must have happen over on the Blazer forum.

BB, if I can offer something on this...we can't control others. We're gonna cross trolls in some form, in all walks of life. Ignore them and enjoy the other 95% of cool folks you'll meet. Hope you stick 'round. I enjoy your posts.

 

[Big Frame]

The Read Option only works in weak conferences. Just look at Michigan and Dick Rod.

 

[Ed O]

The Read Option only works in weak conferences. Just look at Michigan and Dick Rod.

Does Michigan use the read option as their defense? Because that's the part of the team that sucks.

Ed O.

 

[Moo2K4]

I love watching Oregon play. They're easily the most exciting team in football, regardless of level.

 

[Targus]

The Read Option only works in weak conferences. Just look at Michigan and Dick Rod.

http://www.thespreadoffense.com/

Sure, buddy. Sure. And Auburn does what???

I'm fairly confident Oregon outscored OOC teams 189-13, which included a shellacking of a 6-6 SEC team. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Yarn stocking is stuffed.

BTW: UMass and Bowling Green (which went 1-7 in MAED) put up 37 and 21, respectively, against Michigan. Common sense would say they have issues, besides offensive scheme.