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And my work day ends at 4:30. I'm starting to think I may die of boredom before the Mayans get me.
Is your life that boring when you're not working?

i suggest you live out every fantasy youve ever had just to be on the safe side

My bad... I meant that I was going to die of boredom before 4:30![]()
i know, ive been trying to convince wilford brimley to let me eat oatmeal out of his belly button, but i might die without crossing that off the list
I got what you were saying. I'm just saying you should live it up while you're not working!
Whew, I made it. Thank you for your concern. Going to the gym to shake my badonkadonk.
im gonna paint myself into a corner and then crawl up the walls

at least i got to see a giants game, a niners game, a blazer game, and the fall of america before it all came crashing down on itself in a blink of fire
Pics or it didn't happen.

Giants are going out on top!!
take that assholes, you can eat grade 2 caviar in your underground lava yacht
I had a friend tell me to "Face time" him when I went and had no idea what that meant until someone showed me their new Iphone 5 a couple days ago. I'll give you the same warning... I'm a middle aged white woman and dance like it.![]()
I'd eat the leftovers.
dude, even better is all those guggenheim poopyheads wasting all their apocalypse money on the dodgers! take that assholes, you can eat grade 2 caviar in your underground lava yacht
I had a friend tell me to "Face time" him when I went and had no idea what that meant until someone showed me their new Iphone 5 a couple days ago. I'll give you the same warning... I'm a middle aged white woman and dance like it.![]()

Yeah, well I didn't even know what Gangnam style was until last week!![]()
its kinda hard to explain, but if you bend over i can show you
