I have to testify in an attempted murder case right now

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I'm a little nervous cause the two people I have to testify against are deeply affiliated with a gang.

Say a prayer for me. In testifying at 2:30pm
 
Is it Aaron Hernandez?
 
I'm a little nervous cause the two people I have to testify against are deeply affiliated with a gang.

Say a prayer for me. In testifying at 2:30pm

And how did you come to be involved in this?
 
I hope you are getting some witness protection! Especially if its a mexican gang you are messing with.
 
Snitches get stitches!

j/k

Good luck to you Mags. Don't let the defense attorneys beat you up on the stand.
 
Lecture the jury on how ridiculously high mandatory sentences are. Standard sentences should all be divided by 10 to suffice to change behavior.
 
tell them you only do acid occasionally, and you definitely werent on acid when you witnessed the crime
 
Good. You gonna fill us is?

They were at my house with my brother in law; then after the party; they broke into some dudes house and supposedly tried to kill him. I just had to testify they were at my house for the party
 
You call it testifying, some would call it proselytizing. :devilwink:
 
They were at my house with my brother in law; then after the party; they broke into some dudes house and supposedly tried to kill him. I just had to testify they were at my house for the party

They know where you live? UH OH!
 
You gotta stop mixing with Republicans, Mags.
 

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