OT I Mean, I'm Working With The Human Thing, But...

[SlyPokerDog]

You people are fucking crazy!

#Dogs>Humans

 

[riverman]

I apologize for the human who cut off your nuts, put you on a leash and kept you locked in an apartment all those years...the muzzle was just too far......

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I apologize for the human who cut off your nuts, put you on a leash and kept you locked in an apartment all those years...the muzzle was just too far......

My nuts are intact and just fine. It is a bit odd how often you think about them.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

My nuts are intact and just fine. It is a bit odd how often you think about them.

I think about them all the time.

 

[julius]

can't argue with this.

 

[riverman]

I was fucking crazy but I divorced her decades ago

 

[Lanny]

My nuts are intact and just fine. It is a bit odd how often you think about them.

Oh come on, knowing you the way I do, you like having riverman thinking about your nuts. Admit it, you have doggie dreams about that. Is that why you dry hump legs? Thinking about how riverman thinks about your nuts constantly?
Me? No way, José.

 

[crandc]

And so dirty. Daily bath? Every cat knows you need at least eight or nine.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

And so dirty. Daily bath? Every cat knows you need at least eight or nine.

I prefer when @SlyPokerDog gives me a sponge bath.

 

[ABM]

 

[crandc]

A children's magician in Wyoming cancelled a scheduled performance at a children's library. Haters planned to picket and disrupt her show because she is transgender. They call that being Christian. She did not want children exposed to their hate.

 

[Lanny]

A children's magician in Wyoming cancelled a scheduled performance at a children's library. Haters planned to picket and disrupt her show because she is transgender. They call that being Christian. She did not want children exposed to their hate.

To me, that is not the way of a true Christian.

 

[crandc]

To me, that is not the way of a true Christian.

Yeah, but it is what they call themselves. Their justification for bigotry

 

[SlyPokerDog]

God is Dog backward!

 

[julius]

God is Dog backward!

Wait, are you calling god backwards? that's blasphemous. You're going to lleh!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You people are fucking crazy!

#Dogs>Humans

This!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

God is Dog backward!

But if God does not exist.... does dog also not exist?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

But if God does not exist.... does dog also not exist?

I hump therefore I am!

 

[Chris Craig]

But, if Dog is the opposite of God is Sly the Devil?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I hump therefore I am!

Must.... resist...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

But, if Dog is the opposite of God is Sly the Devil?

 

[ABM]

I'm convinced, Sly is a dog in disguise. He certainly doesn't carry the gene.