OT I owe the IRS $10,000 and have to pay them immediately in Green Dot Cards

[SlyPokerDog]

Talked to Officer Nikk King at the IRS. Very nice gentleman, said he wouldn't arrest me if I paid them today.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Talked to Officer Nikk King at the IRS. Very nice gentleman, said he wouldn't arrest me if I paid them today.

You know what--I would settle the issue with them on your behalf for the low, low sum of just $5,000 in green dot cards.

 

[Chris Craig]

I first I thought you had to pay him in green cards.

 

[H.C.]

Whats a green dot card?
Wait am I missing something?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Whats a green dot card?
Wait am I missing something?

It's similar to a prepaid Visa card. It's a phone scam.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I did have a very nice conversation with the kid after I explained to him that having 3 Ks in his name means he's a racist and the IRS would never hire him. He was confused by this but then had a good laugh. He begged me to stay on the phone because he was bored. Says he's 18yrs old and lives in Korea.

 

[Chris Craig]

I did have a very nice conversation with the kid after I explained to him that having 3 Ks in his name means he's a racist and the IRS would never hire him. He was confused by this but then had a good laugh. He begged me to stay on the phone because he was bored. Says he's 18yrs old and lives in Korea.

North? Bastards

 

[CupWizier]

Talked to Officer Nikk King at the IRS. Very nice gentleman, said he wouldn't arrest me if I paid them today.

Well I have 24 hours to turn myself in or the police department will be showing up at my door. So far they have given me this warning 4 times and the last one about a month ago and yet no police have shown up at my door. Should I turn myself in?

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's similar to a prepaid Visa card. It's a phone scam.

Google calls me regularly to make sure I don't miss out on their business deals...

 

[Chris Craig]

Well I have 24 hours to turn myself in or the police department will be showing up at my door. So far they have given me this warning 4 times and the last one about a month ago and yet no police have shown up at my door. Should I turn myself in?

They're coming for you. Don't be fooled. They got those badges at the dollar store.

 

[Hobbesarable]

It's similar to a prepaid Visa card. It's a phone scam.

Low life scammers gettin' their kicks threatening people.

This particular incident happened about 7 years ago.

One scammer persistently called my phone with a similar scam. One day I picked up the phone and talked with them for an extensive period of time. After several minutes I told them that the FBI has their phone number and tracked them during the conversation.

Then I told them, "Have a nice day!"

They didn't try that bullshit we me again.

 

[Chris Craig]

One of those guys called my mother and scared the shit out her.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Talked to Officer Nikk King at the IRS. Very nice gentleman, said he wouldn't arrest me if I paid them today.

Well. I have a bunch of extra cards here. Paypal me 5000 and I'll let you make payments on the rest.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I never answer my phone so I don't have the pleasure of talking to them.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well I have 24 hours to turn myself in or the police department will be showing up at my door. So far they have given me this warning 4 times and the last one about a month ago and yet no police have shown up at my door. Should I turn myself in?

Yes but if you show up with a box of donuts they will let you go.

 

[CupWizier]

Yes but if you show up with a box of donuts they will let you go.

You're going old school. I understand it's Starbucks coffee and a slice of pumpkin spice bread now days.

 

[CupWizier]

They're coming for you. Don't be fooled. They got those badges at the dollar store.

damnit, I knew it. The good news is that they only have 4 penalties they are assessing me so that means I got away with about 25 others.

 

[Hobbesarable]

They're coming for you.

I thought of this classic scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers after reading your post.

 

[H.C.]

It's similar to a prepaid Visa card. It's a phone scam.

oh lol

 

[jonnyboy]

I also owe multiple government agencies perfectly round sums of money.

 

[MARIS61]

I've got a bunch of S&H Green Stamps around here somewhere, if that will help.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I've got a bunch of S&H Green Stamps around here somewhere, if that will help.

I remember my parents getting a bunch of Coleman camping gear with Green Stamps. I got it out of their attic and took it camping last summer. Stuff still works perfectly.

 

[Natebishop3]

Should have offered to pay them in Toys R Us dollars.

 

[andalusian]

Should have put him in contact with the Nigerian prince that was going to wire transfer you a million bucks. Maybe he could route $10K of these directly to the "IRS" agent.