I suddenly have the urge to buy a used Aston Martin

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[MarAzul]

Jesus man! what's Aston Martin got to do with it?

 

[MarAzul]

Oh I didn't look at the whole picture.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Jesus man! what's Aston Martin got to do with it?

Doesn't she come with the car?

 

[julius]

Doesn't she come with the car?

I'd rather she come with me.



heyooooooo!

 

[MarAzul]

Doesn't she come with the car?

I stopped scrolling before I got to the Aston, but Aston is close to where I stopped.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I'd rather she come with me.



heyooooooo!

Id rather I came on her

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'd rather she come with me.



heyooooooo!

She puts the lotion on the skin or else she gets the hose again.

 

[MickZagger]

"I'd pass"

- Vanilla Gorilla

 

[VanillaGorilla]

"I'd pass"

- Vanilla Gorilla

I might indeed pass on that non-existent ass.

 

[MickZagger]

Que up the photo boys...

 

[MickZagger]

Nevermind, I will

 

[jlprk]

You're jumping into something without seeing her face? What if she turns around smiling and she has a beard?

Too late. You've committed.

 

[Further]

You're jumping into something without seeing her face? What if she turns around smiling and she has a beard?

Too late. You've committed.

That's why there's doggy style.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

That's why there's doggy style.

In that case you better go Anal as well incase it has a dick.

 

[Further]

In that case you better go Anal as well incase it has a dick.

If it looks like the Aston Martin girl from the behind, I might just go with the flow.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I didn't know so many of you wanted to fuck a woman with the body of a 14 year old boy.

 

[julius]

I didn't know so many of you wanted to fuck a woman with the body of a 14 year old boy.

Much like I'm confused by tlongs interest in HCP's crotch the other day, I am concerned with your apparent knowledge of what the ass of a 14 year old boy (dressed in lingerie no less) looks like.


And for HCP, lingerie is pronounced like "lawn jer eh"

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Much like I'm confused by tlongs interest in HCP's crotch the other day, I am concerned with your apparent knowledge of what the ass of a 14 year old boy (dressed in lingerie no less) looks like.


And for HCP, lingerie is pronounced like "lawn jer eh"

 

[BrianFromWA]

while I can appreciate the picture, does it not strike anyone else as odd that it says "pre-OWED" instead of "pre-owned"?

 

[julius]

while I can appreciate the picture, does it not strike anyone else as odd that it says "pre-OWED" instead of "pre-owned"?

wait, you actually thought that was a real ad??