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That kid is such a little shithead.

He's probably just mad at the world because he has to live through childhood obesity
 
On the finger point: My dad would've broke every bone in my hand...my mom probably would've broke both handss

On telling her to shut up: A bottle of soap, some habenero peppers, and probably getting slapped a couple of times.

Slapping my mother: My mom would've kicked the living shit out of me (she's latina) then when my dad got home, I'd probably be in the emergency room.

I'd probably threaten to call 911 and then my dad would say..."you stupid **** I am a federal agent. 911 can't help you."

I can't believe the mother put up with his shit.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bynumite @ May 29 2008, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Kids like that one make me not want to have kids.</div>

My kids would never be like that because he would be getting his ass beat every time he did or said something like that.
 
At the very least, they should start sending him to bed without supper...
 
 
My jaw dropped when he slapped her. What a little prick. I tend to get into arguments with my mother, but I would never even think of putting my hands on her.

The kid obviously has problems.
 
This kid needs some real discipline.

My father would have at the very least told me to go find another place to live in if I kept acting like this. No temporary shit either.
 
I'd never beat my kids, but my god I promise you all that he'd have a miserable childhood.
 
if that were my child, I wouldn't let him bathe more than two times a week. Physical pain might hurt, but social pariah would be worse.
 
I'd beat this kid down if he was my son. That's pretty fucked up.
 
There is no possibility that the producers of the "Dr. Phil" show encouraged these people to overdo the drama.
 
I'd take this kid to the middle of a main city, make him hold up a sign that says "I'm a little braty bitch". Then, I'd tell him I'm taking him for dinner, btu I'd drive him to a tire yard.
 
I would knock seven shades of shit outta that kid if he were mine.

Luckily I'm not having Kids. I'm just going to rule the world for all time Lonely
 
My first thought was that the mom is incapable of being a single parent. And if she's not a single parent, where the hell is the dad? The kid probably has been made fun of constantly at school, and has no friends. He's so scared of being made fun of and being hurt that he'll lash out at anyone, including his own mother. He's a little shitbrick, no doubt, but my guess is it's mostly not his fault.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max @ May 30 2008, 11:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I would knock seven shades of shit outta that kid if he were mine.

Luckily I'm not having Kids. I'm just going to rule the world for all time Lonely
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That kid wouldn't care if you took him to a tire yard or a parking lot or the Pine Barrons.

As long as he has his DS, he's golden.
 
Forget beating the kid, I'd just give him more food. Broken ribs will heal, but he'd have to deal with diabetes/obesity forever.
 
Yeah right Chutney, I wouldn't spend a dime on this trash if <u>it</u> was going to keep this personality.
 
Well you could feed him garbage food until he has cramps and diarrhea and basic is too sick or tired to fight.
 
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She didn't even do anything back, if it waz my mom I would have gotten ass whooped, before even having the chance to slap her LOL.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 3 2008, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jun 3 2008, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There is no e-outside. Everything e takes place in your mother's basement.</div>

I'm in my room thank you very much. And you stay out of this. It's between me and the Laker band wagoner over here.
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I SMH @ your general direction.
 
I want to find a really good smilie for SMH and then I have the software autoreplace SMH
 
What a little twat this kid is I would just make him piss blood. even if he was sitting next to me in my school every day.



Oh by the way SMH
 
We need to just find a picture of hawksfan, and make that the SMH smilie (hopefully it'd be as legendary as the Umair pic).
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jun 3 2008, 11:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We need to just find a picture of hawksfan, and make that the SMH smilie (hopefully it'd be as legendary as the Umair pic).</div>

Umair was classic.

I think we should have an UMAIR/HAWKSFAN debate/rap battle.
 
The kid needs attention. He looks like Vito Spitafore's on screen son (Vito Jr) from the Sopranos.
 

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