I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States of Amurrica

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Here is my resume:

 

[3RA1N1AC]

It looks like i have fucked some girls with your cock before

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fuck, I've been hacked. its as if I were at Target and a baby threw a fucking pie at me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Here is my resume:

fuck, I've been hacked. its as if I were at Target and a baby threw a fucking pie at me.

Hacked? Who would do something so evil?

 

[PapaG]

Fucking hackers! They're everywhere!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Moar cawk pix pleez

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I can or cannot confirm that is my actual cawk. You know there are many ways to turn a computer on. This might be some malicious hacker. that is why i hired e-biz experts.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You cock is green with envy

 

[MrJayremmie]

Whisky dick?

 

[PapaG]

You should hire an interwebs security firm to make sure that you don't really have a bottle for a cawk! It may or may not be your cawk, but it was on teh Twitters because of a hacker!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I can't say with cetitude that my cock is a green perrier bottle.

 

[PapaG]

Somebody just hacked my cock and made it have sex with a stripper! It was a prank, though, so no biggie!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Let's talk about the Debt Ceiling guys, ok?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

No I want to talk about cock!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

uhh...do you want to moderate the thread? along with all these jackasses?

as I was saying, 45k people in a room.....

 

[PapaG]

Pie Man for the pRESIDENT!!!

 

[maxiep]

Your dick is French? I'm afraid we'll need to see your long form birth certificate.

 

[PapaG]

Your dick is French? I'm afraid we'll need to see your long form birth certificate.

His Weiner doesn't come in long form...