If you get a burger with a condiment you hate on it do you...

[BlazerCaravan]

You ordered a hamburger, and asked them to hold the mayo. The burger comes, but there's mayo on it. What do you do?

 

[XXPrimusXX]

Shut up and eat the burger.

 

[MickZagger]

Scrape it off.

 

[MrSelfDestruct]

I'm a scraper.

 

[Rodolfo]

I love mayo, but I'd ask for a new burger if I didn't.

 

[THE HCP]

Happens to me a lot. I hate tomatoes and pickles. I just take 'em off! Ever seen WAITING?[video=youtube;_v1mp8X6EI0]

 

[MIXUM]

call and complain.... hope they offer a free one?

 

[e_blazer]

Scrape it off and smear it on the small tip I'd leave for the waitress?

Actually, I'm pretty easy to please. I'd probably just eat it.

 

[oldguy]

My buddy cooked for the US Marine Corps. He says that you are likely to have "squat butter" substituted for anything you want taken off when you send it back.

Go Blazers

 

[MAS RipCity]

I rarely send back food for the exact reason HCP posted...you have no clue what other people can/will do to your food if you piss them off.

 

[hasoos]

That reminds me of a story LittleAlex told me about Sizzler. Some dude complained about a steak that he ordered medium well back twice because it wasn't done enough. So the 2nd time some dude he was working with it deep fried and then pissed on before he got it back. It didn't come back a 3rd time........

 

[Minstrel]

call and complain.... hope they offer a free one?

I find it hard to believe you complain. You seem like such a stoic type, bear up silently under adversity!

 

[LOTBfan]

Meat is for the weak and unclean, where is the option for "dirty hippy who wouldn't order a burger anyway"?

 

[julius]

I never order ice with my pop, it's cold enough as is, and you're getting more for it. Whenever I order it at Blazer games/Beaver games, I do return it if it has ice. How hard is it to pay attention to the order?

I worked in fast food, it's not that difficult to do the orders right. I'm always nice about it, and if I'm out at a restaurant, I leave a tip showing my gratitude. Usually, I sign it "thanks! barfo"

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Scrape. I avoid possible confrontations, which is why I should be the new Blazers mod!

 

[MARIS61]

Scrape it, no tip, no return trip.

 

[MARIS61]

My buddy cooked for the US Marine Corps. He says that you are likely to have "squat butter" substituted for anything you want taken off when you send it back.

Go Blazers

Your tax dollars at work.

 

[Natebishop3]

Mayonnaise has no business on a hamburger. It's vile and I always ask to have mine made without mayo. Reminds me of that scene in The Whole Nine Yards where Bruce Willis says he'll kill the guy if he brings back the burger with mayo on it.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I'm not against most sauces but if my burger comes with pickles I just peel 'em off.

 

[oldguy]

Your tax dollars at work.

Don't loose to much sleep over that, ok? He cooked for the Corps 35 years ago. I didn't say that he did it, he told me what he believes happens too often when you send food back, based on him knowing a fair number of cooks.

Go Blazers

 

[Wheels]

I get my Burgers plain and dry meat and cheese only. If it comes with mayo though and I can scrape it off I will. But sometimes its so drenched in mayo that you cant scrape it off cause the bread is soaked with it. I have only had to send one back once because of that.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Just remember it's probably an OSU graduate that served you and it never hurts to be nice to them. I mean, we keep kicking the mayo out of them at football.

 

[hasoos]

Meat is for the weak and unclean, where is the option for "dirty hippy who wouldn't order a burger anyway"?

So meat is for the unclean, yet a dirty hippy wouldn't order a burger? Smoke some more pot dude. It will make sense then.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So meat is for the unclean, yet a dirty hippy wouldn't order a burger? Smoke some more pot dude. It will make sense then.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[MickZagger]

The more mayo the better.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

The more mayo the better.

Agreed!

 

[bodyman5001]

About 10 years ago, I was with my friend during Labor Day. We were camping in Long Beach and he had, just HAD to have biscuits and gravy at this little restaurant north of Long Beach. We were riding in his crappy 95 Camaro and pulled up to the restaurant. This was back when I was under 300 and lifted weights all the time so I was pretty confident and acted like a dick sometimes just so I might get into a fight.

Anyway, we were pulling up and there was some dirthead sitting in the booth facing the window and the guy was STARING at us for some reason. I mean, he was staring like crazy. So, I gave him the finger while he was staring at me.

So, we get in the restaurant and I walk by the guy and give him a funny look and then we get to our booth.

Then I see him get up and I notice him wearing an apron and he walks back into the kitchen.

WHOOPS.

I told my friend that we needed to leave ASAP but he wanted that breakfast. I on the other had wouldn't even take a glass of water from the waitress, I just sat there as my buddy ate biscuits with jizz gravy on them. So gross. He didn't get sick at least.