I'M IN PAIN

[Chris Craig]

So its Halloween, and I've had it planned to go to my mother in laws with my wife and son and stay the night...which crazy enough I'm OK with...then a friends calls, says hey man I got some tickets for fifth row seats for the Blazers Game tonight...and if I go my wife will hang me by my balls....looks like I will have to decline...God must hate me

 

[Strenuus]

Well, geez... I'm not doing anything tonight. I'll be your fall guy.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Man, thats tough. All I can say is you cant watch your family on TV....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So its Halloween, and I've had it planned to go to my mother in laws with my wife and son and stay the night...which crazy enough I'm OK with...then a friends calls, says hey man I got some tickets for fifth row seats for the Blazers Game tonight...and if I go my wife will hang me by my balls....looks like I will have to decline...God must hate me

I'm sure you can find someone in the forum to take your place at your mother in laws house.

Problem solved.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, geez... I'm not doing anything tonight. I'll be your fall guy.

I was going to say you should ask to see a picture of his wife first but then I remembered you live in your mom's basement and a date with his wife and mother in law is probably looking pretty damn good to you.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Man, thats tough. All I can say is you cant watch your family on TV....

Personally I'd take the hanging by the balls option. It only hurts for a little while. A year ago today, BG and I skipped Halloween to attend the Giants victory parade. Our wives were pissed but we survived and are both still married. Man up Chris. Your kids will never remember that you missed trick or treat but you will always remember you were offered killer tickets and missed the game...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Personally I'd take the hanging by the balls option. It only hurts for a little while. A year ago today, BG and I skipped Halloween to attend the Giants victory parade. Our wives were pissed but we survived and are both still married. Man up Chris. Your kids will never remember that you missed trick or treat but you will always remember you were offered killer tickets and missed the game...

Your wife only let you go cuz I paid for it. Yet, your wife still seemed more annoyed than mine.

 

[Chris Craig]

Where's that bridge?

 

[Strenuus]

Where's that bridge?

Eh, if it was courtside that's one thing... but 5th row for the 3rd game of the season? Meh.

 

[Strenuus]

I was going to say you should ask to see a picture of his wife first but then I remembered you live in your mom's basement and a date with his wife and mother in law is probably looking pretty damn good to you.

There's only so many times I can blow up this doll, man.

 

[Chris Craig]

Eh, if it was courtside that's one thing... but 5th row for the 3rd game of the season? Meh.

Never got to be closer than the 300 level for a game.

 

[Strenuus]

Never got to be closer than the 300 level for a game.

A way to alleviate that for cheaper is to buy a 300 ticket, and then do the upgrade through the trailblazers app for like 5 bucks... I've scored great seats for like 40 bucks that way. One time getting the option to sit 7th row (I turned it down to be more central in the 9th row)

 

[stampedehero]

Damn.........I'm from NJ and all I get are television commercials and suspect commentators if a Blazer game comes on. ..

 

[Haakzilla]

Never got to be closer than the 300 level for a game.

...well then you are just going to have to meet up with the girls AFTER the game! It's worth any and all sacrifices to be that close to the action.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

...well then you are just going to have to meet up with the girls AFTER the game! It's worth any and all sacrifices to be that close to the action.

Why do you start every post with an ellipses?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why do you start every post with an ellipses?

...not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Easy solution. With what you're gonna end up spending on your wife to make it up to her, you could just buy good tickets to a non premium game for a date that better suits you. Could even take the son, and get bonus points for being a good dad

 

[VanillaGorilla]

...not that there is anything wrong with that.

It makes him seem so mysterious to me, it's almost unsettling.

 

[Strenuus]

It makes him seem so mysterious to me, it's almost unsettling.

... boo.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

... boo.

AHH!

 

[riverman]

So its Halloween, and I've had it planned to go to my mother in laws with my wife and son and stay the night...which crazy enough I'm OK with...then a friends calls, says hey man I got some tickets for fifth row seats for the Blazers Game tonight...and if I go my wife will hang me by my balls....looks like I will have to decline...God must hate me

This debunks the 54 year old japanese woman theory...if you were Neil Olshey, going to the game would be your job, so...BUSTED!

 

[Chris Craig]

This debunks the 54 year old japanese woman theory...if you were Neil Olshey, going to the game would be your job, so...BUSTED!

Who said I wasn't going to the game

 

[magnifier661]

Where's that bridge?

 

[Chris Craig]

A joke is one thing but damn man that's messed

 

[ripcityboy]

A joke is one thing but damn man that's messed

Whenever I see a gif, or meme that includes someone's death, it's feels desensitizing. There's a transatory nature there of something that you can't forget.

 

[magnifier661]

A joke is one thing but damn man that's messed

You think he died?

 

[PDXFonz]

You think he died?

Do you think at all?

Unless that was Chris Angel...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You think he died?

Water is like cement at that height. He ded.

 

[magnifier661]

Water is like cement at that height. He ded.

Oh my bad. You can delete it then.

 

[magnifier661]

Do you think at all?

Unless that was Chris Angel...

That was Chris Angel.