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I very rarely am sick enough to stay home, that's why I have almost 400 hours of sick leave built up. Well, I have that type of sore throat where you're afraid swallow, let alone cough. Body aches, head throbbing, congested like a motherfucker.

I'm just going to lay around today and watch netflix or tv. Might go go to clinic for some antibiotics. Have to cancel travel plans this weekend.

Being sick sucks. I know it's just temporary and shit could be a lot worse but right now I don't care. This just bites.
 
I get horrible sore throat illnesses at least twice a year. My secret--pretzel sticks. Suck the salt off the pretzels and it will soothe your throat.
 
I get horrible sore throat illnesses at least twice a year. My secret--pretzel sticks. Suck the salt off the pretzels and it will soothe your throat.

So King Speeds new nickname is Pretzel sticks? How did I miss that? :)
 
So King Speeds new nickname is Pretzel sticks? How did I miss that? :)

You know, I saw that one coming, yet I opened the door anyway. (Yes, I see the double-entendre in that sentence too.)
 
If it's flu, of course, antibiotics do nothing. Better off with tea and chicken soup. Also try hard candy (the reason so called throat lozenges work is just the sugar.)

A gay male friend of mine claimed that giving oral sex to a male cured sore throats. FWIW. Personally I prefer chicken soup.

A cat lying on your chest helps keep you warm.
 
If it's flu, of course, antibiotics do nothing. Better off with tea and chicken soup. Also try hard candy (the reason so called throat lozenges work is just the sugar.)

A gay male friend of mine claimed that giving oral sex to a male cured sore throats. FWIW. Personally I prefer chicken soup.

A cat lying on your chest helps keep you warm.

So what is it, sucking off a male or having a pussy on you to keep you warm?

Lesbians.....confused since birth
 
If it's flu, of course, antibiotics do nothing. Better off with tea and chicken soup. Also try hard candy (the reason so called throat lozenges work is just the sugar.)

A gay male friend of mine claimed that giving oral sex to a male cured sore throats. FWIW. Personally I prefer chicken soup.

A cat lying on your chest helps keep you warm.

Just imagine how much better it would work to dip in penis in sugar first.

But personally, I'll go with robitussin and ciprofloxacin
 
Dr. oldguy prescribes a double shot of Crown Black every half hour until you don't care about you throat.

Sorry to hear you're sick Further. Get well soon.

Maybe, with all the time you have today, you could look up the gun laws in Chicago and DC, where the last mass shootings occurred and help me understand how that could happen in cities with some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country.

Go Blazers
 
Just kidding!!!!!!

I hope you feel better. As cliche as it sounds, chicken noodle soup is a really good food to eat while sick
 
I very rarely am sick enough to stay home, that's why I have almost 400 hours of sick leave built up. Well, I have that type of sore throat where you're afraid swallow, let alone cough. Body aches, head throbbing, congested like a motherfucker.

I'm just going to lay around today and watch netflix or tv. Might go go to clinic for some antibiotics. Have to cancel travel plans this weekend.

Being sick sucks. I know it's just temporary and shit could be a lot worse but right now I don't care. This just bites.

It might be a venereal disease. I've heard there is a lot of that going around.
 
So what is it, sucking off a male or having a pussy on you to keep you warm?

Lesbians.....confused since birth

OH MY GOD! I just woke up and am reading this on the toilet. Let's just say this made me laugh SO HARD...... I shit myself!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5 FAMS!
 
I very rarely am sick enough to stay home, that's why I have almost 400 hours of sick leave built up. Well, I have that type of sore throat where you're afraid swallow, let alone cough. Body aches, head throbbing, congested like a motherfucker.

I'm just going to lay around today and watch netflix or tv. Might go go to clinic for some antibiotics. Have to cancel travel plans this weekend.

Being sick sucks. I know it's just temporary and shit could be a lot worse but right now I don't care. This just bites.

Slacker.

Sonny, in my day...
 
OH MY GOD! I just woke up and am reading this on the toilet. Let's just say this made me laugh SO HARD...... I shit myself!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5 FAMS!

Serves you right.
 

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