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[Uptown]

Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kidsalready, three who were deaf, two who were blind,one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, wouldyou recommend that she have an abortion?Read the next question before looking at theresponse for this one.Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and onlyyour vote counts. Here are the facts about the threecandidates.Candidate A.Associates with crooked politicians, and consultswith astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He alsochain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Candidate B.He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofwhiskey every evening.Candidate CHe is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and nevercheated on his wife.Which of these candidates would be our choice?Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for theresponse.-------------------------------------------------------------Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Candidate B is Winston Churchill.Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.And, by the way, on your answer to the abortionquestion: If you said YES, you just killedBeethoven.Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person thinkbefore judging someone.Wait till you see the end of this note! Keepreading..Never be afraid to try something new.Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.Professionals...built the TitanicAnd Finally, can you imagine working for a companythat has a little more than 500 employees and hasthe following statistics:* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse* 7 have been arrested for fraud* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted atleast 2 businesses* 3 have done time for assault* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in thelast year...Can you guess which organization this is?Give up yet?It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.The same groupthat crank out hundreds of new laws each yeardesigned to keep the rest of us in line.

 

[AdropOFvenom]

My answer to #1 was No, because 2/8 kids were perfectly fine...and apparantly #9 was also.Question 2 was an unfair question, because when Hitler was going for office it was kinda half clear what he was going to do blameing all of germany's failure on the jewish people and talking of his 'final solution'. Maybe people didnt think he was as inhumane as he really was, but the writeing was on the walls the second he made it known he was running for office. Only the ignorant would have elected him anyway..... (and im part-German lol)But I do love the thing about our US Congress, I saw that one coming though....knew it was some sort of Government agency and the 500 people sold it on me.

 

[Jon_Vilma]

Old. Got that in an email years ago.

 

[ThaFranchize]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 4 2006, 12:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>were perfectly fine...and apparantly #9 was also</div>Beethoven was deaf... i don't think that is perfectly fine. But he still's famous.

 

[AdropOFvenom]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ThaFranchize @ May 4 2006, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AdropOFvenom @ May 4 2006, 12:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>were perfectly fine...and apparantly #9 was also</div>Beethoven was deaf... i don't think that is perfectly fine. But he still's famous.</div> Beethoven didnt start to lose his hearing until he was around 28. He had hearing long enough to know what quality music was and what wasnt. Although it is quite amazing that he mangaged to write such music while being partially deaf.