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This morning, it was found that the words, "Obama must die!" were written in the snow on the White House lawn.
President Obama was outraged, called some of his staff together with the immediate orders to, "Get to the bottom of this!"
Awhile later, one of the staff members came back to him and declared, "Mr. President, I have some bad, and some worse news for you."
President Obama responds, "OK, give me the lesser of the bad news."
His staffer replies, "Well, we did a urinalysis and discovered that it was Joe Biden's urine."
"What?!", replied the President. "Joe, my VP?! What on earth is the worse news?!!"
"Well, Mr. President, it was in Hillary's handwriting."
President Obama was outraged, called some of his staff together with the immediate orders to, "Get to the bottom of this!"
Awhile later, one of the staff members came back to him and declared, "Mr. President, I have some bad, and some worse news for you."
President Obama responds, "OK, give me the lesser of the bad news."
His staffer replies, "Well, we did a urinalysis and discovered that it was Joe Biden's urine."
"What?!", replied the President. "Joe, my VP?! What on earth is the worse news?!!"
"Well, Mr. President, it was in Hillary's handwriting."
