OT It’s time to press pause on rimming!

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thank you OHA for this valuable information.

Anyone caught rimming in the forum will be immediately banned!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

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[Orion Bailey]

Thank you OHA for this valuable information.

Anyone caught rimming in the forum will be immediately banned!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

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10 times out of 10 I'll take my wife over myself...

 

[yankeesince59]

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Would this include who have their nose up someone's ass ?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I was my safest sex partner......until I got a headache. Now I’m even safer!

 

[yankeesince59]

I was my safest sex partner......until I got a headache. Now I’m even safer!

Hey man, ya gotta alternate hands.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

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They should have put a couch with some saran wrap between the cushions.

 

[barfo]

10 times out of 10 I'll take my wife over myself...

Well, she probably likes being on top too, so it all works out.

Aren't we well into TMI, though?

barfo

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Well, she probably likes being on top too, so it all works out.

Aren't we well into TMI, though?

barfo

Can never have too much information.

 

[riverman]

Press pause on rimming if for no other reason than conservation of toilet paper for god's sakes!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Press pause on rimming if for no other reason than conservation of toilet paper for god's sakes!

Some may consider that as a last-ditch alternative to tp... I have officially grossed myself out for the day.

 

[andalusian]

Speaking of TP shortage allow me to humbly brag about installing a bidet this weekend, fulfilling a long lost desire to be a plumber. I have to say that it is a lot easier than expected - even tho the bathroom I installed it is very small so the main issue was actually contorting myself to be able to attach all the required hoses etc...

If anyone cares - this is the product I installed:

Amazon product ASIN B07RSQ9HGJ
Not very expensive - and doable in about 30 minutes even in a very tight space, probably closer to 20 minutes if you have a bigger bathroom with easier access.

 

[e_blazer]

Thank you OHA for this valuable information.

Anyone caught rimming in the forum will be immediately banned!

Says the dog with the longest tongue in the forum.

 

[e_blazer]

Speaking of TP shortage allow me to humbly brag about installing a bidet this weekend, fulfilling a long lost desire to be a plumber. I have to say that it is a lot easier than expected - even tho the bathroom I installed it is very small so the main issue was actually contorting myself to be able to attach all the required hoses etc...

If anyone cares - this is the product I installed:

Amazon product ASIN B07RSQ9HGJ
Not very expensive - and doable in about 30 minutes even in a very tight space, probably closer to 20 minutes if you have a bigger bathroom with easier access.

Word to the wise: Always good to run a pressure check before use.

 

[riverman]

Word to the wise: Always good to run a pressure check before use.

Or simply, never trust a fart!

 

[ABM]

Speaking of TP shortage allow me to humbly brag about installing a bidet this weekend, fulfilling a long lost desire to be a plumber. I have to say that it is a lot easier than expected - even tho the bathroom I installed it is very small so the main issue was actually contorting myself to be able to attach all the required hoses etc...

If anyone cares - this is the product I installed:

Amazon product ASIN B07RSQ9HGJ
Not very expensive - and doable in about 30 minutes even in a very tight space, probably closer to 20 minutes if you have a bigger bathroom with easier access.

These work well, too. I call them bidet in a bag.

 

[Lanny]

10 times out of 10 I'll take my wife over myself...

Me too, I'll take your wife over you ten times out of 10.
Okay, j/k. You know damn well I don't want anyone other than my wife.