Jessica Simpson Says Her Frequent Farts Smell Like Roses

[ghoti]

Link.

Unfortunately, I inadvertently learned this today.

I can't un-know it, so I thought I'd spread the misery.

 

[NJNetz]

"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

Anal is out of the question.

 

[The Return of the Raider]

I drank 12 coronas last night, and my house didn't smell anything close to flowers when I left for work today.

 

[huevonkiller]

I know some girls that say similar stuff, I'm not shocked or anything.

Whatever really.

 

[DynastYWarrioR6]

Well, everyone has to fart and, yes, everyone poops too...so it's not like everyone is sparkly clean...to those who do anal: Shit comes out of there too, so imagine if she is bad at wiping.

 

[igotask8board]

bitch is crazy

 

[pegs]

I'd like to smell her roses some time.





Yeah, maybe not. Thinking about that just made me a bit queasy.

 

[cpawfan]

Gives new meaning to the phrase pin a rose on your nose

 

[bbwMax]

She also declared how much she loves "Destiny" Springfield, according to the writer, when she meant to say Dusty Springfield.

Lol Cretin.

 

[GMJ]

Tony loves it

Hey all girls toot, but I bet they don't smell like roses. Consider him a lucky man.

 

[NJNetz]

I can't understand why she's talking about it. Does she not have anything else interesting to say?

I officially remove Jessica Simpson from my spank bank.

 

[pegs]

I can't understand why she's talking about it. Does she not have anything else interesting to say?

I officially remove Jessica Simpson from my spank bank.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spank+bank&defid=222146

Check the second one.

 

[GMJ]

I can't understand why she's talking about it. Does she not have anything else interesting to say?

I officially remove Jessica Simpson from my spank bank.

bank? Do you hold on to it? Joker I dont' think that stuff gains interest buddy.

 

[huevonkiller]

bank? Do you hold on to it? Joker I dont' think that stuff gains interest buddy.

This thread is great, haha. :]

 

[Real]

I've unfortunately known this for years.

Which is why I never liked her in the first place.

 

[huevonkiller]

I've unfortunately known this for years.

Which is why I never liked her in the first place.

Wtf, inside info?

: [

 

[Real]

Wtf, inside info?

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I was watching MTV when I was like 11 and they let that slip.

 

[huevonkiller]

I was watching MTV when I was like 11 and they let that slip.

Seriously though, I don't get the big deal.

I'm not in love with her but this wouldn't be the deciding factor in me not approaching her.

 

[Real]

Seriously though, I don't get the big deal.

I'm not in love with her but this wouldn't be the deciding factor in me not approaching her.

I don't know, I just don't want to be with a girl and have her do that.

I always thought Carrie Underwood was hotter than Jessica Simpson anyway.

Seems like Tony Romo can't make good decisions in the playoffs, and he can't make good decisions with women.

 

[huevonkiller]

I don't know, I just don't want to be with a girl and have her do that.

I always thought Carrie Underwood was hotter than Jessica Simpson anyway.

Seems like Tony Romo can't make good decisions in the playoffs, and he can't make good decisions with women.

Every girl does that. :/

I don't want her, but because of her baggage and such.

 

[Really Lost One]

Yeah I never really thought Jessica was that hot to begin with. She was overrated at one point.

Underwood is hotter IMO

 

[huevonkiller]

Yeah I never really thought Jessica was that hot to begin with. She was overrated at one point.

Underwood is hotter IMO

I mostly agree.

I think Joker was right though, when he criticized her for bringing this up.

I can't understand why she's talking about it. Does she not have anything else interesting to say?

I officially remove Jessica Simpson from my spank bank.

 

[pegs]

Underwood is heavenly.

That's my girl you're talking about.

 

[GMJ]

Yeah Jessica Simpson would proposition you for sex and you guys would turn her down because "mehhh she's just not my type." Bunch of fucking lairs on S2!

 

[huevonkiller]

Yeah Jessica Simpson would proposition you for sex and you guys would turn her down because "mehhh she's just not my type." Bunch of fucking lairs on S2!

Well you're right, I wouldn't go that far (if I was single at least).

 

[Real]

Yeah Jessica Simpson would proposition you for sex and you guys would turn her down because "mehhh she's just not my type." Bunch of fucking lairs on S2!

Well, if I could get Jessica Simpson, I could probably get a bunch of other good looking women to do the same thing.

 

[DennisRodman]

I think she clearly acts like a dumb blonde for the media attention she gets. (Which it does do). I remember seeing a clip of her newly weds show, and man she says some stupid shit in front of the camera.

Either that or she really lacks a lot of common sense.

and I'm pretty sure a lot of guys here would want to bang her, I mean... she still is hot.