John Mayer aka The Racist Penis

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haha.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail?blogid=95&entry_id=56999

PLAYBOY: If you didn't know you, would you think you're a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are "Your Body Is a Wonderland" and "Daughters." If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very...I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you're very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?" And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a ****** pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, "I can’t really have a hood pass. I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'"

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.


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this is what happens when you think you're "down with the homies" and shit. He was on Dave Chappelle once and all of a sudden he's Louis Farrakhan. What a dipshit. He really thinks this shit too.
 
Always a good laugh when white people pretend to understand and synpathize with blacks.

Even funnier when they actually think they've succeeded.

Downright insulting when they claim to have faced identical challenges in life.

If there's anyone on earth Mayer IS NOT, it's a black guy.
 
Mayer knows black people don't read Playboy, so he's getting away with that BS.

Also, that's not a racist generalization--nobody reads Playboy.
 
I like his guitar playing. My like ends with that.
 
that whole interview was just kind of "I'm strung out on something" strange. And stuff no one wants to know about.
 
He was being honest. He isn't physically attracted to black chicks. Nothing wrong with that.

Ed O.
 
Exactly. I'm with Ed O.

I'm not attracted to Asian girls at all but I don't hate their race. It's merely just personal preference.
 
My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
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I dunno, I think that's actually kind of a good quote, if it was a real answer in a live interview. If his publicist wrote it for him and he read it off his hand Palin-style, then I'm not so impressed.

barfo
 
barfo said:
I dunno, I think that's actually kind of a good quote, if it was a real answer in a live interview. If his publicist wrote it for him and he read it off his hand Palin-style, then I'm not so impressed.

barfo
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I think, based on the interview, that John Mayer would have a hard time reading any writing on the inside of his palms. It'd be moving too quick.
 
barfo said:
If his publicist wrote it for him and he read it off his hand Palin-style, then I'm not so impressed.

barfo
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Keeping Sarah relevant. ;)
 
MARIS61 said:
Always a good laugh when white people pretend to understand and synpathize with blacks.

Even funnier when they actually think they've succeeded.

Downright insulting when they claim to have faced identical challenges in life.

If there's anyone on earth Mayer IS NOT, it's a black guy.
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Yes, but isn't that how Obama got elected?
 
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

MAYER: I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
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I have no idea what he's talking about. Anybody else?
 
Always a good laugh when white people pretend to understand and sympathize with blacks.

Even funnier when they actually think they've succeeded.
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Huh? Are you saying that the black experience in America is so unique that no white person could possibly understand it? I think that's absurd. There's a lot of poor white people who have struggled in life, too--is it impossible for a black person to understand their experience??

The fact is, many people face challenges in life--disabilities, poverty, racism, etc.--and if you're human you can probably identify with anybody else's plight.
 
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Ed O said:
He was being honest. He isn't physically attracted to black chicks. Nothing wrong with that.

Ed O.
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Agree. Very seldom do I find myself attracted to black or asian girls. In no way do I consider myself racist.
 
BeerBoy said:
Agree. Very seldom do I find myself attracted to black or asian girls. In no way do I consider myself racist.
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What's funny is that black women get pissed off when black men hook up with white chicks, but don't consider their attitude racist . . .

However, when a white guy admits he is more attracted to women of his own race, that IS racist!

Ponder that for a moment.
 
Shooter said:
I have no idea what he's talking about. Anybody else?
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It makes perfect sense to me.

"My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."

He gets along with women of all races (Benetton is known for its "United Colors") but he is not sexually attracted to black women (hence the David Duke, former prominent KKK member and activist, reference).

We date for many reasons, but a primary one for some of us is to get laid. Since he has no interest in fucking black chicks, he wishes he could date for OTHER reasons so he wouldn't feel hypocritical.

Ed O.
 
BeerBoy said:
In no way do I consider myself racist.
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Almost no one considers himself a racist, just like no one thinks they are awful in bed. It's something that has to be judged by others.

barfo
 
If you're racist against everyone including your own people, are you still racist?
 
Vinyard said:
If you're racist against everyone including your own people, are you still racist?
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Sounds like you answered your own question.

But if its just that you hate everyone, you're better described as an asshole/sociopath.
 
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