Judge drops contempt ruling in Batum divorce case

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamas...es_trail_blazer_nic_b.html#incart_maj-story-1

 

[Schilly]

So he's not scoring at home either eh?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Quality burn.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Batum got a do-over because he's a professional basketball player in the NBA.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Batum also briefly described his wedding.

"I desired to have a big formal wedding when we got married, but Ms. Pimentel opted instead for a quick wedding at a courthouse," Batum said. "Ms. Pimentel had me leave basketball practice and attend a costume wedding. After we were married, I had to go back to basketball practice."

A photo of the ceremony shows Batum wearing a friar's robe cinched with a large blue sash around his waist and a large wooden cross around his neck. Pimentel wore a T-shirt, white pants and a cap that she wore backwards.

 

[MarAzul]

Damn! That's high Price hooker he got hooked up with!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

She wanted to lock him up quick.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Batum also briefly described his wedding.

"I desired to have a big formal wedding when we got married, but Ms. Pimentel opted instead for a quick wedding at a courthouse," Batum said. "Ms. Pimentel had me leave basketball practice and attend a costume wedding. After we were married, I had to go back to basketball practice."

A photo of the ceremony shows Batum wearing a friar's robe cinched with a large blue sash around his waist and a large wooden cross around his neck. Pimentel wore a T-shirt, white pants and a cap that she wore backwards.

He just wanted one fuckin day to be the princess dammit and look what she made him do! Where was her plan for the reception, Buffalo Wild Wings with her knuckle dragging bros? ONE FUCKING DAY TO BE THE PRINCESS!!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Batum got a do-over because he's a professional basketball player in the NBA.

No, the judge reviewed the tape and saw enough evidence to overturn a shitty call...

...for once.

 

[PDXFonz]

No, the judge reviewed the tape and saw enough evidence to overturn a shitty call...

...for once.

"This is why the replay center is such a great thing to have."

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

When will NBA players learn? Don't get married while you're an active player.

Kobe is the poster child for this.

 

[blue32]

5 mil? That bitch and her freebies, damn. F-that.

 

[illmatic99]

As I mentioned when this first came out in the summer.... why is this in the fucking news paper?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

As I mentioned when this first came out in the summer.... why is this in the fucking news paper?

Because "OMG JAILBKAZERS GET FIVORCED THEY HATE MATTIAGE!"

 

[BBert]

Batum got a do-over because he's a professional basketball player in the NBA.

How could you possibly know that to be true? Are you sleeping with the judge or something?

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

LOL

"Batum said he raised the possibility of seeking legal advice for a prenuptial agreement, but Pimentel "assured me that this was not necessary because if we ever got divorced she would give any money she received to charity," Batum said in a affidavit. "However, during our divorce, Ms. Pimentel switched course.""

 

[BBert]

How could you possibly know that to be true? Are you sleeping with the judge or something?

I apologize for my comment. I didn't realize the judge was a woman.

 

[BBert]

This all really seems to add credence to the notion that Batum isn't an alpha dominant leader. He's a talented role playing follower. Every army needs those. Adjust expectations accordingly and some of you won't be so disappointed.

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Groupie

https://myspace.com/me_melself_n_i/mixes/classic-my-photos-591340/photo/313324721

 

[Eastoff]

LOL

"Batum said he raised the possibility of seeking legal advice for a prenuptial agreement, but Pimentel "assured me that this was not necessary because if we ever got divorced she would give any money she received to charity," Batum said in a affidavit. "However, during our divorce, Ms. Pimentel switched course.""

Yeah, poor Nico. Maybe he'll follow in Blake's footsteps and find a nice Portland girl.

 

[BBert]

Imagine. A woman changing after getting married. No way to see that coming.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

That is one ugly B otch.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

He just wanted one fuckin day to be the princess dammit and look what she made him do! Where was her plan for the reception, Buffalo Wild Wings with her knuckle dragging bros? ONE FUCKING DAY TO BE THE PRINCESS!!

Just repped the shit out of you. Hahahahahahaha

 

[illmatic99]

Yeah, poor Nico. Maybe he'll follow in Blake's footsteps and find a nice Portland girl.

Pretty sure Steve knows his wife from his time at the university of maryland

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Pretty sure Steve knows his wife from his time at the university of maryland

Yes, I believe she was a cheerleader there.

 

[dviss1]

He just wanted one fuckin day to be the princess dammit and look what she made him do! Where was her plan for the reception, Buffalo Wild Wings with her knuckle dragging bros? ONE FUCKING DAY TO BE THE PRINCESS!!

CLASSIC post! Repped!

 

[MickZagger]

Yes, I believe she was a cheerleader there.

I don't think you're right.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't think you're right.

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[MickZagger]

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Hmmm. I wonder what she looked like in her Terrapins garb.