Just Another Few Days In The Life Of Beautiful Lake O.

[ABM]

Shoot, who needs NEP! :MARIS61:

http://portlandtribune.com/lor/48-news/153102-police-log

I thought this one had a nice touch...

5/18/13 12:42 p.m. A woman fears her neighbor because of their ongoing dispute over tree removal. She has requested extra patrols at night over the next three weeks.

 

[maxiep]

This one is my favorite:

5/14/13 7:45 a.m. An employee at a doctor’s office on Douglas Way has concerns about too many cars lined up at the drive-thru for Starbucks.

 

[maxiep]

And another:

5/16/13 10:32 p.m. A wife sought police input on how to keep her husband from bothering her.

 

[maxiep]

I love the description of the young man:

5/14/13 3:04 p.m. A careless skateboard geek is impeding traffic on McVey Avenue and South Shore Boulevard. He is also flipping off those gazing at him with disapproval.

 

[maxiep]

This one is for PETA:

5/14/13 12:57 p.m. A tired boxer is panting outside a Starbucks.

 

[ABM]

This one is for PETA: 5/14/13 12:57 p.m. A tired boxer is panting outside a Starbucks.

Evander's agent is inquiring as I type.