Just Stuck Nails Through My Scrotum for the First Time

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further proof that Paul Allen is selling the Blazers and moving them to Obamas home nation.
 
I've heard of others having bad experiences while hammering nails through their scrotum, but it's actually quite liberating. I consider those who would find it a negative experience to be mentally and physically weak.
 
I'm keeping mental notes. I'll expand on this experience later. Right now, things have taken a turn for the worse.

Oops. I accidentally used wood screws. Now I'm attached to a picnic bench and I don't know what to do.......bleeding.
 
rookies, ive been nailing since i was 13, try sticking one down your peehole, we more enlightened cats refer to this as "sounding"
 
Just tried it and had a very terrible experience. I may try it again. Maybe the routine was bunk. Need to find a better nail and hammer dealer. The shit I'm getting seems laced with turpentine. I hate when I can't get pure metal. I feel ripped off!
 
I get a similar sensation every time I read on of the OP's rants about the mods.

Go Blazers
 

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