Just thought of perfect pickup line/strategy

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Somebody has had to have done this before but I've never seen it anywhere.

Go up to girl and ask her if life ever gets her down to where she just wants to say "fuck it"

If she says yes....

Tap her on shoulder and say "tag, you're it"


WHY I never thought of that when I was young and single is beyond me. You don't have to have balls to do it like a serious date request.

This has got to be a thing already.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

No replies???? You guys can all play tag with
LMA

 

[santeesioux]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I ain't playing that.

 

[PDXFonz]

I'm one for a bit classier approach than telling a girl to fuck herself.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm one for a bit classier approach than telling a girl to fuck herself.

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Don't even, wait you did get it. Literally I said for her to fuck herself. Damn.
Umm, new way.


I'll say "me too" then "tag you're it"

Good looking out.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Who uses pickup lines anymore? Online dating is easy and you meet some great women. You basically just have to genuinely be interested in a woman and you stand out from the pervs online.

 

[PDXFonz]

One liners remind me of this movie/scene

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Who uses pickup lines anymore? Online dating is easy and you meet some great women. You basically just have to genuinely be interested in a woman and you stand out from the pervs online.

I've been with wife 16 years, no online dating for me.

 

[MarAzul]

I've been with wife 16 years, no online dating for me.

Well if your status ever changes, try leaving the ruff language for something a little smooth.
Like, Brace yourself girl.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Well if your status ever changes, try leaving the ruff language for something a little smooth.
Like, Brace yourself girl.

Haha. Better than my friend in HS, if a girl dropped something and went to pick it up he'd say "well, since you're down there"

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I've been with wife 16 years, no online dating for me.

Haha I know I know, but still. Online dating is where it's at now, you can actually find good people. Not skanks at bars or clubs. God I hate stuck up bitches

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I've been with wife 16 years, no online dating for me.

What about your wife?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What about your wife?

Better not get something. We got STD testing when we first went out. If one of us gets something they other one is hellascrewed.

She wouldn't need to go online anyway.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Haha I know I know, but still. Online dating is where it's at now, you can actually find good people. Not skanks at bars or clubs. God I hate stuck up bitches

I've missed out on so much.

 

[riverman]

When I was young and in the game it was simple...the perfect pickup line was...Hi...I'm Riverman

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

When I was young and in the game it was simple...the perfect pickup line was...Hi...I'm Riverman

Pfffttttt.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

When I was young and in the game it was simple...the perfect pickup line was...Hi...I'm Riverman, here's $50. Should I rent a room or is the backseat of my car ok?

FTFY

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

FTFY

You mean trunk of his car?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I've missed out on so much.

I feel that way too. I never got a chance to try tinder

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, now this is a cool dating site!

http://bestmuslim.com/

 

[dviss1]

I met my lady online. We've been dating for about a year and a half. She's beautiful, street smart because she's from Oakland, and book smart because she has two masters degrees and a doctorate. She's a Naturopathic Doctor. I'm trying to marry up!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I'm at my lady online. We've been dating for about a year and a half. She's beautiful, street smart because she's from Oakland, and book smart because she has two masters degrees and a doctorate. She's a Naturopathic Doctor. I'm trying to marry up!

It's really the way to go nowadays. Stigma is basically gone from it too. Congrats on meeting a good one!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It's really the way to go nowadays. Stigma is basically gone from it too. Congrats on meeting a good one!

What about the poor lady?

I kid I kid.

The best thing about online for me would be that you at least know the other person is at the same point as you hopefully. I always either met a girl I liked and she had a boyfriend or a girl liked me when I had a girlfriend.

I always thought it would be smart to trade up but I could just never make a move when I was seeing someone.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

What about the poor lady?

I kid I kid.

The best thing about online for me would be that you at least know the other person is at the same point as you hopefully. I always either met a girl I liked and she had a boyfriend or a girl liked me when I had a girlfriend.

I always thought it would be smart to trade up but I could just never make a move when I was seeing someone.

Dude I hear you. I got attractive ladies in high school, but now I'm nerdy with my job and have a receding hairline. I totally traded up with my wife. She's way more attractive than I. Met her online and she's a total sweetheart too.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Dude I hear you. I got attractive ladies in high school, but now I'm nerdy with my job and have a receding hairline. I totally traded up with my wife. She's way more attractive than I. Met her online and she's a total sweetheart too.

You can't tell the ones that know they are hot from the ones that don't in day to day life. If they are online dating you have more to go on.

Oh well, I was watching Boardwalk Empire recently and they were talking like Blowies were a rarity from France so it could have been worse.

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Pardon me, Miss... Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[MarAzul]

"Pardon me, Miss... Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Ha! You a bad Wookee!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I've had notable success with: "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."