Hi, I am a moderator and I am here to make things easy for you.
I am your friend but I truly hate you. Please take this to heart as my true goal on this forum is to expose your feelings to the internet in an attempt to make my e-peen bigger. Only I am allowed to swear and insult other members because my name is coloured and I have a cool badge underneath my moniker. I also spell colour with a 'u' and I spell centre like a Frenchman. If you bring this up, mention England, the Queen, Arsenal, or steak pies in a negative light, I will ban you.
Please don't talk back to me or I will edit your posts and report you to the the HIGHER PEOPLE.
Shooter is a huge conservative and loves those stereotypical blonde chicks with the big boobs. The type you see in Hooters or a truck stop off of 66 on a Friday night. Then again, that breed of women usually only have a couple of teeth left in their head. He also that type of guy who will turn any topic into something completely serious. You should of read the "Would you bang Sarah Palin?" thread.
HCP is one of those illegal immigrants trying to make himself look as American as possible just to stay away from the Feds. The usual high-top wearin', Patriot thongs, fence-jumping Mexican. Much love, fams.
barfo is just a funny guy. I will not disrespect him because his name is colourful. In fact, all I know about him is that he is an old ass man with terrible internet (psst, he faps at work).
Wheels is another Mexican (yes, we're surrounded) with an unknown age. He could either be 13 or 40. He loves long walks on the beach and huge penises.
Blayza is clearly black. That's all.
Ed O is one of those guys who rarely makes a post but when he does it's just to quote you and call you out.
El Presidente is an Asian who loves to express his 'riches' but he most definitely broke. He will constantly create threads about this new coffee grinder, the type of baggage he is bringing to Las Vegas, and how good his filet mignon was last night. No matter how badass he is on the forum, he is very insecure and has a lot of things wrong with him. Stay wary, what619.
jlprk is basically a douche. There isn't much to say.
K, now I'm bored.