Funny Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to a UFC Fight

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-092218279.html

Who wins?

 

[dviss1]

I'm not a fan of eiher of them but I'll take Tom. BTW he's a SAVAGE in this clip:

 

[Lanny]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-092218279.html

Who wins?

I dunno, but I know who loses. All of those who watch such a fight are the big losers. I can't think of anything more dumb.

 

[Strenuus]

T0m has Scientology... so he already lost.

 

[Chris Craig]

T0m has Scientology... so he already lost.

Till he transforms into Xenu in the ring

 

[Lanny]

T0m has Scientology... so he already lost.

Speaking of Scientology, did I ever mention that when my brother-in-law was a small boy, his father struck up a friendship with L. Ron Hubbard in Southern Cal.? Ron came over for dinner a couple times. My brother-in-law said he was a very strange man. Well, no kidding!

 

[Strenuus]

Speaking of Scientology, did I ever mention that when my brother-in-law was a small boy, his father struck up a friendship with L. Ron Hubbard in Southern Cal.? Ron came over for dinner a couple times. My brother-in-law said he was a very strange man. Well, no kidding!

The whole history of Scientology is just fucked up. The lengths they go to to not only eliminate the surroundings of a person so they can brainwash them, but then to KEEP it that way, is so utterly sickening.

 

[Lanny]

The whole history of Scientology is just fucked up. The lengths they go to to not only eliminate the surroundings of a person so they can brainwash them, but then to KEEP it that way, is so utterly sickening.

If I remember this correctly, Hubbard believed aliens lived deep below the surface of the Earth and they had some sort of mind control over us. I mean that guy was whacked out.

 

[Strenuus]

If I remember this correctly, Hubbard believed aliens lived deep below the surface of the Earth and they had some sort of mind control over us. I mean that guy was whacked out.

There's several documentaries on the cult. I'm blanking on the name of the best one i've seen, but it had something to do with light or something.

 

[noknobs]

I'll take the 56 year old.

 

[The Professional Fan]

There's several documentaries on the cult. I'm blanking on the name of the best one i've seen, but it had something to do with light or something.

"Going Clear." It's so damn disturbing.

 

[Chris Craig]

Are all religions cults?

 

[Strenuus]

"Going Clear." It's so damn disturbing.

Thats it! That was such a good documentary, holy heck. I recommend it to anyone.

 

[Hoopguru]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-092218279.html

Who wins?

TC would kick his ass!
I think Bieber is 2" taller but 20 plus pounds lighter.

 

[Chris Craig]

Mission Impossible: Starring Justin Beiber

 

[Hoopguru]

If I remember this correctly, Hubbard believed aliens lived deep below the surface of the Earth and they had some sort of mind control over us. I mean that guy was whacked out.

Mormans believe you become a god and the only way a women gets to heaven is being married to a Morman man.

 

[Hoopguru]

Mission Impossible: Starring Justin Beiber

Bieber as a Canadian is feeling his oats because of the Rap's

 

[Lanny]

I'll take the 56 year old.

If you take one please please please take both. I'll shed a fake tear or two for a fraction of a second and then get over missing them.
Oh, and thank you, in advance.

 

[Lanny]

Morgans believe you become a god and the only way a women gets to heaven is being married to a Morman man.

Are you talking only about Morgan Mormons?
Oh dear, I've been reading too many Barfo posts.

 

[Lanny]

Bieber as a Canadian is feeling his oats because of the Rap's

Horses eat oats. Are you calling Bieber a horse because they have similar IQs?

 

[The Professional Fan]

Thats it! That was such a good documentary, holy heck. I recommend it to anyone.

Absolutely required viewing.

 

[dviss1]

T0m has Scientology... so he already lost.

Shiiiiit That just means he can't die!! He has the spirit of an alien inside!!

 

[dviss1]

"Going Clear." It's so damn disturbing.

Mental note to watch..

 

[riverman]

 

[Lanny]

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How come my history books never taught about this thrilling match?

 

[BigGameDamian]

https://amp.tmz.com/2019/06/20/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-secret-phone-call/

Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise in the Octagon, and we know this because of a secret phone call laying the groundwork for what could be the biggest fight in UFC history.

As you know, Justin tweeted earlier this month that he would like to take Tom on MMA style. We were initially told it was a joke and that Justin -- who never met Tom -- revered him. That's all true, but turns out there was truth behind the tweet.

We've learned last Friday, Ari Emanuel, the co-CEO of the William Morris Endeavor agency that owns UFC -- called Justin's manager, Scooter Braun, and then conferenced in Dana White. Ari said this would be an epic fight that needed to happen, and Dana chimed in that he was "100%" down with it.

We're told Scooter then made it clear ... Justin would absolutely fight if Tom wanted to do it.

And, there's more. During the call, Ari said he strongly believed the 56-year-old actor would agree to enter the Octagon and take on the 25-year-old singer.

Dana White told TMZ Sports earlier this week the fight's a no brainer ... the easiest event he's ever promoted in his career.

Your move, Tom!


https://www.tmz.com/2019/06/20/halsey-black-mirror-miley-cyrus-episode-existential-crisis/

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Chris Craig]

Tom would fuck him up

 

[Lanny]

https://amp.tmz.com/2019/06/20/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-secret-phone-call/

Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise in the Octagon, and we know this because of a secret phone call laying the groundwork for what could be the biggest fight in UFC history.

As you know, Justin tweeted earlier this month that he would like to take Tom on MMA style. We were initially told it was a joke and that Justin -- who never met Tom -- revered him. That's all true, but turns out there was truth behind the tweet.

We've learned last Friday, Ari Emanuel, the co-CEO of the William Morris Endeavor agency that owns UFC -- called Justin's manager, Scooter Braun, and then conferenced in Dana White. Ari said this would be an epic fight that needed to happen, and Dana chimed in that he was "100%" down with it.

We're told Scooter then made it clear ... Justin would absolutely fight if Tom wanted to do it.

And, there's more. During the call, Ari said he strongly believed the 56-year-old actor would agree to enter the Octagon and take on the 25-year-old singer.

Dana White told TMZ Sports earlier this week the fight's a no brainer ... the easiest event he's ever promoted in his career.

Your move, Tom!

Justin is a little skinny minnie who would get crunched with the first body blow.
Also, he has delicate skin that would tear easily.
No, I'm afraid Mr. Bieber needs to stay out of the cage and stick to singing and dancing. Leave the rough stuff to men.

 

[noknobs]

I'm looking for people who are 31 years older than I am.

I think I could take Tina Turner, Al Pacino, John Cleese and Nancy Pelosi. On the other hand, Chuck Norris would kick my ass.