Kim and Kris are getting a divorce after 10 weeks of marriage.

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My theory is Kris was the NBA player you made a thread about a week or two ago, and that's the cause of the divorce.

barfo
 
Hilarious. Serves him right for marrying that walking disaster. Up next is Khlomar.
 
KingSpeed said:
I knew he shouldn't have spent 2 million on a ring no matter how rich he is. Kim made 18 million oFf the wedding. I wonder if Kris made anything. Probably not. He was used.
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Who paid her $18M, and why? Did the same sources pay for the $10M wedding and $2M ring? What did he get paid? He must have gotten some money. He knew it was a charade.
 
I believe she made the money off of selling the wedding to television and rights to magazines to cover the wedding, rights to photographers to take pictures, etc, etc. 18 million dollars. Amazing.
 
sextape + paparazzi + realty tv = her success

Before the sex tape she was?
 
Somehow this tale smells fishy.
 
Famous for being famous. Good work if you can get it!
 
I think this belongs under the "Least.Surprising.News.Ever" thread
 
You should all be ashamed of yourself for caring and commenting about this garbage.
 
Mediocre Man said:
On a serious note, bash her all you want, but I know I'd still fuck her, given the chance
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I don't take her seriously, so I'm not irritated at all by this news... and while I don't really pay attention to her, she's hot.

Ed O.
 
Ed O said:
I don't take her seriously, so I'm not irritated at all by this news... and while I don't really pay attention to her, she's hot.

Ed O.
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She's hot in a plastic, Pamela Anderson sort of way.
 
Natebishop3 said:
She's hot in a plastic, Pamela Anderson sort of way.
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Funny when you always critique these celebrity chicks that are brought up on here. Like you wouldn't poke Kim Kardashian.....haha yeah right.
 
Natebishop3 said:
She's hot in a plastic, Pamela Anderson sort of way.
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Hmm... she seems a bit more authentic than that to me. I know she's pretty constantly wearing a lot of makeup and very nice clothes, but I don't get a "fake" vibe from her. I guess the few pics that I've seen of her not totally dolled up I find her cute/hot, too...

**shrug**

Ed O.
 
My wife likes the show. I catch it on accident now and then.

She is dingy and kinda high maintenance, but she seems genuine and pretty nice on the show. My guess is that she is like most celebs, but we see more of the real person instead of the celeb on talk shows because her job is showing us more of the real her. (refrain from the sex tape jokes here if you can)
 
the chairs were buzzing and almost invisible, yet you could see that they stretched for miles beneath the celebration dome. ushers nervously re-straightened their eyebrows, and hoped for the best. invitations were sold for an ounce of gold apiece, and the betrothed were said to be planning a life sized replica of a fleet of mastodons

the wedding of the millennium was upon us, and none too soon

the peasants were up in arms. they needed a feel good story to blind them from their hunger and the blood shortage. riots filled the streets, but for one day, all of humanity could look to the stars and dream of a cell phone implant receiver under their skin, instead of a infected bot fly egg infestation

secretly, they signed the divorce papers in private an hour before the ceremony, and placed them in a gilded envelope, stamped with wax insignias of their various sponsors. this marriage was too big to fail, but if it did, it would be at the discretion of the corporation
 
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MickZagger said:
Funny when you always critique these celebrity chicks that are brought up on here. Like you wouldn't poke Kim Kardashian.....haha yeah right.
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And there's always some ass who forgets it's an internet forum that exists so people can post opinions. That's what I'm posting, my opinion.

I don't have to bang older chicks to get my swerve on, I can pull them when they're still young and hot. I'm marrying a girl who's six years younger than me and a model. I don't need to fantasize about some ditzy reality TV star who has to post sex tapes to get noticed.
 
Natebishop3 said:
And there's always some ass who forgets it's an internet forum that exists so people can post opinions. That's what I'm posting, my opinion.

I don't have to bang older chicks to get my swerve on, I can pull them when they're still young and hot. I'm marrying a girl who's six years younger than me and a model. I don't need to fantasize about some ditzy reality TV star who has to post sex tapes to get noticed.
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I'm sure this model you're marrying has one boob that is a centimeter rounder than the other. She might have a freckle thats out of proportion. Therefore, I wouldn't bone her.

You see what I'm getting at?

You've made these kind of posts several times, its laughable.

I'm sure you're marrying a model, too. I've met you before.
 
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