Kobe Parady Meltdown news conference

[Nate Dogg]

I thought this was funny.
[video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14820e72b5/kobe-byrant-s-post-game-meltdown[/video]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"My teammates didn't respond to the Kobe face"

 

[Patriot]

Hahaha.

"They're just up 3 games, not 5, not 15, just 3 games."

 

[magnifier661]

Hey does Kobe know the poster "black mamba"?

 

[BrianFromWA]

"Mamba can't be 'dry Mamba'...Mamba's gotta be moisturized"

 

[magnifier661]

A lot of things weren't going right. The towels... The towels weren't absorbing my sweat like they usually do.

Fuck Dallas!

 

[Nate Dogg]

I was laughing when gatorade didn't have his flavor and he blamed his performance for it.

 

[Entity]

"There are rumors out there that Pau is going through a break up, is this true Kobe?"

"What's that got to do with boxing out and dunking? If I was his fiancée I'd break up with him because he's not boxing out and dunking. I would think women find that attractive."

 

[Minstrel]

"You guys wanna take some shots? You guys wanna take some shots? Because after my teammates couldn't hit a single shot, I would like to see some shots made. In Dallas."

 

[KevinJBonn]

I would have been floored if Rudy had come out after the end of the season, taken a shot (of booze) and then gone "Hey there you go, that's one shot I did make".

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Good stuff.

 

[Natebishop3]

You can't win games with a dry mamba..... so true.