Lakers have been bowled over in Rose Garden

[BoBoBREWSKI]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedition/la-sp-lakers9-2009mar09,0,6303194.story

The Lakers haven't won in Portland since February 2005, a string of six straight defeats that they will try to end Monday night against the talented Trail Blazers.

KEEP THE STREAK ALIVE TONIGHT!

 

[THE HCP]

This game is going to be tough! If we can beat them with Bassy, Victor and HA, anything is possible!

 

[DaRizzle]

You guys are gonna get beat like the Lakers were your abusive alcoholic father!

 

[THE HCP]

You guys are gonna get beat like the Lakers were your abusive alcoholic father!

Actually my drunk father used to have sex with me, so maybe I'm looking forward to this game! Hey Rizz, I'm gonna ask the Laker announcers to give a shout out to my grandma in Riverside (a lifelong Laker fan) If they say hi to MaryLou, you'll know who they are talking about!

 

[DaRizzle]

Actually my drunk father used to have sex with me, so maybe I'm looking forward to this game! Hey Rizz, I'm gonna ask the Laker announcers to give a shout out to my grandma in Riverside (a lifelong Laker fan) If they say hi to MaryLou, you'll know who they are talking about!

Oh cmon, slide a "DaRizzle" in there!

"We would also like to extend a warm welcome to Ali DaRizzle, a true Lakers fan"

Tell em I have some terminal disease if you have to! Cmon and make my day!!!!

 

[sabas4mvp]

You guys are gonna get beat like the Lakers were your abusive alcoholic father!

No, we are gonna beat the Lakers like our red-headed step child.

 

[repda503]

Kobe will have trouble walking tomorrow morning after he gets his dose of the Batumstick!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Kobe will have trouble walking tomorrow morning after he gets his dose of the Batumstick!

Batuminator!

Wheels just mentioned that new nickname for Batum on his radio show.

 

[Spud147]

Batuminator!

Wheels just mentioned that new nickname for Batum on his radio show.

I love it! That's awesome!!!

 

[julius]

Actually my drunk father used to have sex with me, so maybe I'm looking forward to this game! Hey Rizz, I'm gonna ask the Laker announcers to give a shout out to my grandma in Riverside (a lifelong Laker fan) If they say hi to MaryLou, you'll know who they are talking about!

You should have had them go "Hello mary lou, goodbye heart,
Sweet mary lou, Im so in love with you
I knew mary lou, wed never part
So hello mary lou, goodbye heart.

Passed me by one sunny day, flashed those big brown eyes my way
And oo I wanted you forever more
Im not one that gets around, swear my feet stuck to the ground
And though I never did meet you before"

And when they at you like you're some weird pervo, respond by going "nah, just kidding. Just say hi for me"