Funny Learned something new about my wife 18 years in

[bodyman5000 and 1]

She had men's figure skating on when I got home.

She was actively rooting for the skaters to fall and was genuinely excited when they did....WTF?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ice Ice Baby!

 

[MARIS61]

You'll want to invest in a pair of these right away:

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[bodyman5000 and 1]

I think we were made for each other. Just saw this and laughed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/male-staffer-accuses-california-assemblywoman-misconduct-003752466.html

 

[Natebishop3]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This morning she was watching the highlights on the news and she was still screaming HA! each time someone biffed it.

I'm going to be even nicer to her from now on.

 

[riverman]

My wife and I had to suction cup dart guns we'd shoot at the tv screen to see if we could make figure skaters fall....I used it to shoot at Laker players shooting free throws....we'd pretend we made them fuck up...

 

[MarAzul]

She had men's figure skating on when I got home.

She was actively rooting for the skaters to fall and was genuinely excited when they did....WTF?

Ha!
When my kids were young, we liked to watch the Olympics, especially the Winter Olympics and chuckle when they fucked up.

We referred to it as Watching the Highlights. Snicker!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You're the guys who like it when a kicker misses a chipshot and loses the Superbowl. How rude!

 

[riverman]

You're the guys who like it when a kicker misses a chipshot and loses the Superbowl. How rude!

Not if you bet big on the other team

 

[Chris Craig]

She had men's figure skating on when I got home.

She was actively rooting for the skaters to fall and was genuinely excited when they did....WTF?

I think we were made for each other. Just saw this and laughed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/male-staffer-accuses-california-assemblywoman-misconduct-003752466.html

Watch out...don't end up on an episode of Snapped.

My wife gets upset when I "react" to the skaters falling

 

[MARIS61]

Ha!
When my kids were young, we liked to watch the Olympics, especially the Winter Olympics and chuckle when they fucked up.

We referred to it as Watching the Highlights. Snicker!

 

[MarAzul]

Yep!
The agony of defeat shot, with dude taking the header off the side of the ski jump is exactly the highlight that began the whole thing.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yep!
The agony of defeat shot, with dude taking the header off the side of the ski jump is exactly the highlight that began the whole thing.

You're supposed to feel bad for the poor guy, not snicker and laugh at him.

I watch YouTube videos of instant fails and people die laughing before they even know if their friends are crippled or not.

People are evil fuckers.

 

[MarAzul]

You're supposed to feel bad for the poor guy, not snicker and laugh at him.

I watch YouTube videos of instant fails and people die laughing before they even know if their friends are crippled or not.

People are evil fuckers.

Gosh! How do I repent? Self lashing! Oh my goodness what?

Actually it was a regular group chuckle just like a signal when that TV spot ran.
Horrible!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Gosh! How do I repent? Self lashing! Oh my goodness what?

Actually it was a regular group chuckle just like a signal when that TV spot ran.
Horrible!

I'm being facetious. I laugh my ass off at them too. I just didn't know my wife was so mean.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

She had men's figure skating on when I got home.

She was actively rooting for the skaters to fall and was genuinely excited when they did....WTF?

Well... I know why you married her now, that's a keeper.

 

[Orion Bailey]