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Fez Hammersticks

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Ran into a Lake Oswego house listing today that has a special theater dedicated to one of your favorite Blazers which happens to be the same one in the midst of some lengthy contract negotiations.

We're going to imagine this has nothing to do with contract talks and assume he just needed a change of scenery. Maybe he just needs to move close to the practice facility? Maybe the nausea from those awful "L.O." stickers has finally gotten to him?
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Well, if you were getting a max NBA contract, wouldn't you want to upgrade your house?!

:)

I don't think this has anything to do with him leaving Portland or anything like that.
 
Dante_Cunningham said:
Well, if you were getting a max NBA contract, wouldn't you want to upgrade your house?!

:)

I don't think this has anything to do with him leaving Portland or anything like that.
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That's the first thing that I thought of. He's movin on up.
 
I know he moved into a NEW house early in the summer. Maybe he hadn't sold his old one yet.
 
what wonderful news...

la almost locked up with roy

miller for 3 years (we will use our option)

all thats left is oden.... if healthy
 
Paul Allen should buy the house for about $60 million and sign LMA to a minimum contract extension. :ghoti:
 
Zybot said:
Paul Allen should buy the house for about $60 million and sign LMA to a minimum contract extension. :ghoti:
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That would be SWEET!! 2010 free agency, here we come!
 
He definitely needs an upgrade. This kitchen is way too small . . .

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Zybot said:
Paul Allen should buy the house for about $60 million and sign LMA to a minimum contract extension. :ghoti:
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can you even fathom what a 60 million dollar house in oregon would look like :nerd:
 
LOTBfan said:
His backyard is lacking... I've seen bigger.

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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
 
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