I think this could be made into poetry.
One man reported harassment by another in a presumed,
but apparently fictional love triangle.
A stranger rang the doorbell looking for his ex-wife;
She moved out six months earlier.
Two white goats were running down the railroad tracks
The goats were spotted headed toward Tualatin.
A white male Bichon by the name of Boo-Boo went missing,
The railroad-trotting goats were taken into custody.
A bottle lay in the road, partially obscured by branches;
Box springs were dumped during the night.
A precariously hanging tree limb hovered over Ninth Street;
A wandering Labrador was taken into police custody.
An unfriendly exchange of livestock on Iron Mountain Boulevard;
Water boiled up from the sidewalk on Crestview Drive.
A man called for advice about how to talk to his children about drugs;
A car was broken into on Diane Drive but nothing was taken.
A man handcuffed himself on Kerr Parkway;
he did not have the key.
Littering was reported on Rosewood Street,
A suicide attempt was reported.
A reckless driver made a left turn on Boones Ferry Road,
then threw ice at another vehicle.
A garbage truck was unable to pick up trash on Amberwood Circle;
the garbage service refused to return later.
A portable toilet was set on fire on Greentree Road;
Water bubbled through a manhole cover on Streamside Drive.
Someone was yelling and banging around in an apartment on Sixth Street,
A man found sleeping had missed his bus.
A man was pretending to talk on a cell phone,
trying to get the attention of women at the Starbucks.
A possibly inoperable white van was parked in a yard;
it appeared to be growing a slimy, green skin.
A woman called police from a senior living facility and asked to be taken away.
A teen-aged runaway was reported, then found shortly afterward.
A full-sized school bus was apparently making unsafe lane changes on I-5.
An 18-year-old boy exposed himself.
A man was following a woman who was not interested in him.
A man called police and insisted that they give him a ride home.
A man sought permission to fire a potato cannon on Grand Oaks Drive.
A cat was in a car for more than a week behind the PetCo.
One neighbor drove over another’s lawn on Sixth Street.
Police assisted with an unresponsive female in a white Honda.
A loud mob on First Street had gathered there for a birthday party.
Magazines ordered from a magazine solicitor did not arrive.
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