Local man sues Jordan, Nike for resemblance

[arya202]

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_...e.314c6e50.htmlFound at CL. This is hilarious.

 

[jkidd51524]

Wow...let me see whos going to win this case? :g:

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

So I can sue the Pillsbury Doughboy?

 

[LightsOut]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Jul 7 2006, 03:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So I can sue the Pillsbury Doughboy?</div> :HAHAHA:

 

[PacMan]

When I turn 18 on my birthday Im going to sue Gieco.

 

[BigMo763]

:HAHAHA:This guy is a complete idiot! He's suing Jordan for defaming his name... what the hell?! Wow, if this is actually heard by a judge... I really don't know what the F*ck to say.

 

[Devlin]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>?Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard."</div>He really is like mike :thumbdn1:

 

[TheAnalyst]

This cant be real. It could be fake like that Dwyane Wade article.

 

[7Goat]

When I was young I used to look like Harry Potter... that is the stupidest lawsuit ever.You could really be like Mike and just get tons of plastic surgery to fix that.Either way youre like Mike though

 

[CelticBalla32]

Can't be real. If I saw that guy in the street, the last thing on my mind would be MJ, especially if this guy is just 6'0'' haha. How the hell can you sue someone for over $800M because people think you look like him? Hahaha WTF? That doesn't even make sense.

My dad looks like Tom Hanks (seriously, exactly like him) and people say that to him all the time (LMFAO one time an old lady in the grocery store chased us down and asked if he was Hanks.. no joke). Maybe I should inform my dad of this, then become filthy rich because he looks like a celebrity!

 

[TheAnalyst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jul 7 2006, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>(LMFAO one time an old lady in the grocery store chased us down and asked if he was Hanks.. no joke).</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[BrewCityBuck]

It's idiots like this that bog down our courts...what a damn idiot.