Long Drive For Nothing.

[oldmangrouch]

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/w...ton-Spurs-Hotel-Stand-Off-Cops-161765985.html

So...this guy goes from Oregon to North Carolina....gets into an armed standoff with police....and his demands are marriage to Paris Hilton...and pizza.

I need a nap.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

id rather fuck the pizza

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I fucked Paris at a party. ran a train on her with some bros.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

not really though.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

oh cuz i did her raw dog and i have aids