Man Farts at Cop, gets charged

[Kid Chocolate]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/24/ap/strange/main4476754.shtml

(AP) A West Virginia man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas toward a patrolman. Jose Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz was pulled over by South Charleston police Tuesday for driving without headlights. After failing field sobriety tests, Cruz was taken to the station for a breathalyzer test.

The criminal complaint says that as a patrolman was preparing the machine, Cruz scooted his chair over, lifted his leg, passed gas and fanned it toward the officer.

Cruz was also allegedly very uncooperative during the entire arrest process.

Cruz admits passing gas, but said it wasn't aimed at the officer. He also denies being drunk and uncooperative.

BUTTHURT!

 

[DennisRodman]

lol, that is great.

 

[CelticKing]

LOL

Gotta control those farts.

 

[JE]

This is about as heavy and mature as topics get, fo sho.

 

[Denny Crane]

New meaning to "don't point that thing at me, it might go off!"

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Fuck cops man.

 

[huevonkiller]

Life in prison clearly.

 

[Master Shake]

If I was that cop, I would of sissy kicked that guy in the throat.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

If I was that cop, I would of sissy kicked that guy in the throat.

/mtwoone

 

[igotask8board]

I fart in your general direction, literally.

Kid Chocolate got banned?

 

[DennisRodman]

I fart in your general direction, literally.

Kid Chocolate got banned?

Yea, it sucks. That they banned him :*(.

However maybe it's a temporary one like BBF gives.

 

[igotask8board]

...pegs too

thread link?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Yea, it sucks. That they banned him :*(.

However maybe it's a temporary one like BBF gives.

It's permanent, for now. Whatever that means.