Religion Man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because Jesus wanted him to, officials say

[SlyPokerDog]

An unemployed Lakeland man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy, court documents say.

In a heavily redacted criminal complaint, John Michael Haskew was accused of setting up the wire transfers on Dec. 9 and 10 from “a large, nationally renowned financial institution.”

Investigators were tipped off to the suspicious wire transfers on Dec. 12, saying Haskew had processed numerous transactions totaling more than $7 billion.

Haskew told agents he was “self-taught on the banking industry” and figured out how to make the fraudulent wire transfers through experimentation, the complaint said.

When asked why he continued to make the wire transfers, Haskew told investigators that he believed he deserved the money, court documents said.

“(He stated) that Jesus Christ created wealth for everyone,” the criminal complaint said. “Using this scheme, Haskew believed that he could obtain the wealth that Jesus Christ created for him and that belonged to him.”

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/lake...e-jesus-wanted-him-to-officials-say/490337559

 

[MarAzul]

An unemployed Lakeland man has entered a guilty plea on charges he made $7 billion in fraudulent wire transfers because Jesus wanted him to be wealthy, court documents say.

In a heavily redacted criminal complaint, John Michael Haskew was accused of setting up the wire transfers on Dec. 9 and 10 from “a large, nationally renowned financial institution.”

Investigators were tipped off to the suspicious wire transfers on Dec. 12, saying Haskew had processed numerous transactions totaling more than $7 billion.

Haskew told agents he was “self-taught on the banking industry” and figured out how to make the fraudulent wire transfers through experimentation, the complaint said.

When asked why he continued to make the wire transfers, Haskew told investigators that he believed he deserved the money, court documents said.

“(He stated) that Jesus Christ created wealth for everyone,” the criminal complaint said. “Using this scheme, Haskew believed that he could obtain the wealth that Jesus Christ created for him and that belonged to him.”

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/lake...e-jesus-wanted-him-to-officials-say/490337559

I call on Jesus every once in a while, much to the annoyance of my wife. But he never tells me shit.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Jesus, jose, and jorge all wanted him to be rich so he could buy their weed, esse.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I call on Jesus every once in a while, much to the annoyance of my wife. But he never tells me shit.

Mine usually goes something like "lord i need financial freedom." 20 minutes later my house burns down, and that still small voice says "no more bills"

 

[rasheedfan2005]

This guy must have been listening to joel olsteen and td jakes. Name it and claim it! Believe harder!

 

[stampedehero]

But Jesus was betrayed for 30 pieces of silver. I would say that if I was the prosecuting attorney.