Man Marries Himself

[AdropOFvenom]

I got this from BBW, but I found it funny so im gonna repost it. :whistling: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Liu Ye, 39, from Zhuhai city, married a life sized foam cut-out of himself wearing a woman's bridal dress."There are many reasons for marrying myself, but mainly to express my dissatisfaction with reality," he said."This marriage makes me whole again. My definition of marriage is different from others."The ceremony was held at a traditional courtyard packed with more than 100 guests.The 'couple' were led out by a bridesmaid and a groomsman and bowed to ancestors and senior guests for blessings.Liu says he is not gay, but admits he's "maybe a bit narcissistic", reports New Express.</div>

:LMAO:

 

[jeefunk]

wonder if he signed a prenup...

 

[Brooksie5]

I may do that with myself. It's impossible to find a chick with the hottness of myself. (I'm not a chick, but if I was).

 

[DevinHester23]

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[Jon_Vilma]

Now he can spank the monkey and not feel like he's sinning!

 

[kevhead]

Oh God...