Man sues over long-lasting erection

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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.</div>

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The things people sue for over there in the US... I wish some judge would have the balls to just shut the case down immediately.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This is a hard case.</div>
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this case should be pretty Easy To Beat if you know what I mean.
 
Well, erections that last for 3 or so hours can be damaging, so he might have a case.
 
This is a story made for Puns.

I think this man needs a little hand, if you know what I mean...

See, its so easy. Usually these items have warnings, like:

May Cause:
Vaginal Bleeding
Burning Piss
Diarrhea
LONG LASTING ERECTION
and on some cases death...stupid guy. Funny story though.
 
Anyone else find it ironic how the guys last name is "Wood's"
 
<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Anyone else find it ironic how the guys last name is "Wood's"</div>

hahahha i found that hilarious. And also the whole case hilarious.
 

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