Free Agent Marriage status

[barfo]

Further's wedding announcement made me wonder about the demographics here. Hence the poll.

barfo

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Further's wedding announcement made me wonder about the demographics here. Hence the poll.

barfo

so I deduce that you have been divorced three times, or am I reading that wrong??

I did not make the commitment till 40, after I was able to settle down.

 

[MarAzul]

I never understood guys marrying more than once unless death was involved.

But Divorced thrice! Is that you @DaLincolnJones ?

 

[oldmangrouch]

41 years and still going strong!

 

[riverman]

I never understood guys marrying more than once unless death was involved.

so it's ok if they murder the first wife eh?

 

[riverman]

30 years....second marriage....got it right 2nd time around..

 

[Lanny]

38 years, second time for me. Never wanted to divorce the first time but I wasn't going to accept her bringing men into my home when I wasn't there.

Now, I am the most happily married man in the world.

 

[MarAzul]

so it's ok if they murder the first wife eh?

Don't be silly!

58 years here. One was enough.

 

[riverman]

Don't be silly!

58 years here. One was enough.

Well most of us don't spend the majority of our time alone at sea.....so there's that!

 

[MarAzul]

alone at sea

AH! Monday afternoon, we return to the sea. A lovely thing, good for the soul.

 

[barfo]

so I deduce that you have been divorced three times, or am I reading that wrong??

Me, no. I'm married, one time.

barfo

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Still breaking in my starter model........42 years and counting.

 

[Hoopguru]

Further's wedding announcement made me wonder about the demographics here. Hence the poll.

barfo

Anytime I've been with a lady for a period of time, Ive been married in the "eyes of God"

 

[HailBlazers]

Further's wedding announcement made me wonder about the demographics here. Hence the poll.

barfo

I don't get it. What's the joke?

 

[BlazerWookee]

I couldn't get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I couldn't get a hand job in a crack house with an 8-ball taped to my nuts.

You are really missing out. Pro-tip. Tape it to the shaft.

 

[MARIS61]

41 years and still going strong!

#metoo!

 

[Lanny]

Me, no. I'm married, one time.

barfo

Ah ha, well then, it's just a matter of time.

 

[Lanny]

Anytime I've been with a lady for a period of time, Ive been married in the "eyes of God"

More like in the eyes of her parents.

 

[Lanny]

30 years....second marriage....got it right 2nd time around..

Anytime you get it right, even the tenth time, it's a good thing.

 

[Lanny]

Okay, it's time to fess up. Who's the butterfly (Korean expression) who's been divorced three or more times?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Okay, it's time to fess up. Who's the butterfly (Korean expression) who's been divorced three or more times?

Buttahfly? You buttahfly on me I give you Phillipino necktie!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Married once only, we just recently hit 6 years. I need to learn to be a lot more respectful in here some of you guys have been married way longer than I’ve been alive!

 

[dviss1]

I am divorced. She took the dog...

 

[dviss1]

It's ok though, I got this:

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

It's ok though, I got this:

Sad enough but if my wife ever decided she was done with me I’d want her to have custody of the kids because I believe she’s a much better person than I could ever dream of being, Id beg to still have contact with them, but she’s pretty incredible.
I love how proud you are of your son, I’m insanely proud of my kids too! Kids are freaking awesome.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Married twice (to the same woman - had a Vegas wedding and a Catholic wedding). Nearly 12 years in....

 

[Lanny]

I am divorced. She took the dog...

Damn any woman that would take a man's dog.

 

[andalusian]

Married twice (to the same woman - had a Vegas wedding and a Catholic wedding). Nearly 12 years in....

I guess in this case I am married twice as well, to the same lady. Once for ourselves, once for the family. Luckily, we decided we do not do anniversary presents or I would have to think of 2 more to get every year.

 

[Lanny]

I guess in this case I am married twice as well, to the same lady. Once for ourselves, once for the family. Luckily, we decided we do not do anniversary presents or I would have to think of 2 more to get every year.

That really doesn't count as two marriages.

You know what this means, don't you? It means you've got a divorce coming up before you can marry and truly be happy. Brace yourself.